Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about these here horoscopes, the ones by that Linda C. Black woman. Now, I ain’t no fancy pants astrologer, but I can tell ya a thing or two about life and what these stars might be sayin’. Don’t go thinkin’ I got all the answers, but sometimes, it’s just plain fun to see what the sky’s supposedly cookin’ up for us.
So, this Linda C. Black, she’s got these horoscopes, and her daughter, Nancy Black, she’s keepin’ it all goin’. Bless her heart. They talk about all them zodiac signs – Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, and I reckon there’s a couple more. Sounds like a whole bunch of folks at a town meetin’, don’t it? They say these signs can tell ya about your day, your week, even your whole darn year.
Now, they got this thing called a “day’s rating,” see? They say 10 is the easiest day. Well, I reckon any day you wake up and the chickens ain’t got into the garden is a pretty good day, but maybe these stars know somethin’ I don’t. If they say it’s a 10, maybe I’ll wear my good shoes to the market. If it’s a 1, maybe I’ll just stay home and bake a pie.
- Aquarius folks, they say you might be rearrangin’ your team this winter. Sounds like gettin’ the hens in the right coop to me.
- Pisces, spring’s your time for fancy professional stuff. Maybe you’ll get a raise, enough to buy a new plow!
- Aries, summer might bring some love troubles or somethin’ with your… uh… “creative challenges”. Sounds like a fussy husband to me!
They talk about professional stuff. Says you might have some “professional accomplishments” this year. Well, I hope so! I been workin’ my fingers to the bone plantin’ tomatoes, and if that ain’t a professional accomplishment, I don’t know what is. They say partnership grows, too. That’s like me and my old man workin’ together, makin’ sure we get the crops in before the frost.
And get this, they talk about finding “alternative income sources” for winter growth. Sounds fancy, but I reckon that means sellin’ some extra eggs or maybe makin’ some quilts to sell at the fair. Gotta make a livin’, right? Winter’s coming and you gotta have enough firewood and canned peaches to last till spring.
This Linda Black lady, she was a big deal, I hear. Wrote books and all. Seems like people been lookin’ at the stars for a long, long time. They even got this “Black Zodiac” thing, a dark version of the regular one. Sounds spooky to me, like them hoot owls out at night. I ain’t messin’ with no dark zodiac, thank ya kindly. I’ll stick to the regular kind, the one that tells me if I should plant my corn early or late.
They say this Nancy Black lady, she’s on Twitter. Now, I ain’t got no time for that twitterin’ and tweetin’. I got real birds to listen to, not some fancy phone contraption. But I guess it’s good she’s keepin’ her mama’s work goin’. Folks seem to like knowin’ what the stars might have in store for ‘em.
So, there you have it. Linda C. Black’s horoscopes, according to me. Take it with a grain of salt, I always say. The stars might whisper, but it’s up to you to decide what to do. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them biscuits in the oven.
Remember, whether it’s a 10 or a 1, gettin’ up and puttin’ one foot in front of the other is the best way to face any day. And don’t let no fancy horoscope tell you otherwise!
And one more thing, always keep a good heart and treat folks right. That’s better than any star sign, I reckon.
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