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Well, let me tell ya, this here election, the 2024 one, folks are all in a tizzy about it. Some look at the TV, some read the papers, but then there’s them star-gazers, the astrology folks. They say they can see the future in them stars, can ya believe it?
The Stars and the Big Vote
Now, I ain’t no scholar, but I heard tell these astrology folks, they look at the planets and such. They say things like “Scorpio season” this and “planetary alignment” that. Sounds like a whole lotta mumbo jumbo to me, but they swear it tells ‘em who’s gonna win. They’re lookin’ at November, sayin’ there’s gonna be surprises. Surprises, I tell ya! Like, who’da thunk it?
- One fella, he just goes by his gut. Says he *knows* who’s gonna win. Don’t need no stars, just his belly feelin’. Reckon that’s one way to do it.
- Then there’s the others, the ones with the charts and all. They got seven charts, they say, and all sorts of factors. They look at the candidates, see their strong points and weak points. Kinda like judgin’ cattle at the county fair, I guess.
They’re talkin’ about “deep introspection” and “transformation.” Big words, them. Don’t rightly know what they mean, but it sounds serious. Like somethin’ big’s gonna happen. And it all’s supposed to be written in the stars. Imagine that!
Who’s Gonna Win This Thing?
Now, I ain’t gonna tell ya who these star-gazers are pickin’. Don’t wanna spoil the surprise, you know? But they’re makin’ predictions, that’s for sure. Some say this one fella’s got the stars on his side, others say it’s the other one. It’s enough to make your head spin.
Is it Real or Just Hokum?
Me, I don’t know what to think. I mean, can the stars really tell us who’s gonna be president? Seems kinda far-fetched, don’t it? But then again, folks have been lookin’ at the stars for ages, tryin’ to figure things out. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it, maybe there ain’t. Who really knows?
But I’ll tell ya what, this election, it’s a big deal. It ain’t just about the stars, it’s about us, the folks. It’s about who we think is gonna do the best job. And that, my friends, ain’t somethin’ you can find in the sky. That’s somethin’ you gotta find in your heart.
So, whether you’re lookin’ at the stars, listenin’ to your gut, or just plain votin’ for the fella you like, make sure you go out there and do your part. ‘Cause this here election, it’s gonna affect us all, stars or no stars.
And those astrology folks? Well, they’ll keep lookin’ up at the night sky, tryin’ to make sense of it all. And come November, we’ll see if them stars were right all along. Or maybe, just maybe, it’ll all be a big surprise, even to them.
Anyways, that’s just my two cents. Take it or leave it. But remember to vote, y’all! That’s the important thing.
Tags: [2024 presidential election, astrology, predictions, stars, November, Scorpio season, planets, candidates]
