Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here… uh… Vogue Scorpio Horoscope thingy. Don’t rightly know what a “Vogue” is, sounds fancy, but the stars, them I understand. Been lookin’ up at ’em my whole life.
So, them Scorpios, born ‘tween October 23rd and November 21st. Water sign, they say. Means they’re deep, like a well, full of feelings. But sometimes, these Scorpios, they get all bottled up. Shove them feelings down like they’re stuffin’ sausages. Think bein’ sensitive is a weakness. Shoot, I say it’s their strength! Like a good rain, softens the ground, makes things grow.
- Scorpio in Love: Now, if you got yourself a Scorpio partner, you gotta talk. Real talk, from the heart. Dig deep, like plantin’ potatoes. If you’re lookin’ for love, keep your eyes open. Might just find a surprise, like a double yolk egg! Just be yourself, that’s the ticket. No fakin’, no hidin’. Honest as the day is long, that’s how you get close.
- Scorpio and Work: Scorpios, they work hard. Always givin’ it their all, bless their hearts. But they gotta remember their kin, their friends, the folks they care about. Can’t just be work, work, work all the time. Gotta find that balance, like carryin’ two buckets of water, gotta keep ’em even.
This here week, somethin’ big is happenin’ for Scorpios. A Full Moon, they call it. In Gemini, whatever that means. Sounds like twins to me. Anyway, this moon, it’s gonna light up your path. Like a lantern in the dark, showin’ you where to go.
Now, I heard tell that folks born on April 28th, they got some Scorpio in ’em too. Strong folks, stubborn maybe, like a mule. But same thing, they gotta learn to deal with them feelings. Not push ’em away, but understand ’em. Let ’em out, like lettin’ chickens out of the coop in the mornin’.
This Vogue thing, they talk about all the signs. Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn… sounds like a whole barnyard of critters! But we’re talkin’ ’bout Scorpios today. They’re special, them Scorpios. Got that sting, but they also got that deep well of love and loyalty. Just gotta know how to tap into it.
So, if you’re a Scorpio, or you know a Scorpio, listen up. This ain’t just some hocus pocus. The stars, they got a message for ya. Open your heart, be honest, and don’t be afraid to feel. And for goodness sake, find that balance between work and lovin’. Life’s too short to be workin’ all the time. Gotta enjoy the sunshine, smell the roses, and maybe eat a slice of good ol’ apple pie. That’s what I say.
Remember, every day is a new day. The stars might guide ya, but you’re the one holdin’ the reins. So, go on now, make the most of it. And don’t forget to look up at the sky every now and then. It’s a beautiful thing, just like you Scorpios. You hear me now?
And that’s all I got to say about that there Vogue Scorpio Horoscope.
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