Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Capricorn Geek Bar flavor, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just another one of them vape thingies the youngsters are always puffin’ on.
Now, they say this Capricorn flavor got somethin’ called “Dragon Melon.” Dragon Melon, huh? Sounds like somethin’ outta a fairy tale. They say it’s like that dragon fruit, the pink one with the scales, mixed with watermelon and pear. I ain’t never had no dragon fruit, but watermelon and pear, I know them. Watermelon’s sweet and juicy, good for a hot day. Pear’s kinda… well, pear-y. A little bit sweet, a little bit… somethin’ else. I reckon mixin’ ’em all together makes it taste… fruity, I guess.
Then there’s this other one, “Miami Mint.” Miami, that’s down in Florida, right? Where all them fancy folks go. Mint, that’s like that stuff growin’ in my garden. Smells nice, makes your mouth feel cool. They say it’s “pragmatic” and “down-to-earth.” Don’t know what them big words mean, but I reckon it means it ain’t too fancy. Just plain ol’ mint, maybe with a little somethin’ extra. They also say it’s got a taste of “antiquity.” Antiquity? Sounds like somethin’ old and dusty. Maybe it tastes like them old-timey candies they used to sell at the general store.
And then there’s a whole bunch of other flavors, like “Blue Razz Ice,” “Crazy Melon,” and “Berry Bliss.” Sounds like a whole lotta sweetness to me. Blue Razz, I reckon that’s raspberry, but blue? They do all sorts of crazy things these days. Crazy Melon, well, that’s just melon, but crazy, I guess. Maybe it’s got a real strong melon taste. Berry Bliss, that sounds nice. Berries are good, sweet and tart. I like pickin’ berries in the summertime.
Now, they say this Geek Bar thing, it puffs a lot. 15,000 puffs, they say. That’s a whole lotta puffin’. I don’t know nothin’ about “Pulse mode” or “25 watts” or whatever. Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. All I know is, it’s supposed to last a long time. And it’s got a strong kick, they say. Hits harder, like a mule kickin’ ya, I reckon.
- Dragon Melon: Dragon fruit, watermelon, and pear. Fruity and sweet.
- Miami Mint: Minty and cool, maybe a little old-timey.
- Blue Razz Ice: Blue raspberry, whatever that is, with some kinda coolness.
- Crazy Melon: Strong melon flavor.
- Berry Bliss: Sweet and tart berries.
They also say this Capricorn flavor, it’s got cantaloupe and honeydew in it. Now them I know. Cantaloupe’s that orange melon, real sweet and juicy. Honeydew’s the green one, a little bit milder. Mix ’em together, and you got a nice melon mix. I reckon that’s what this Capricorn flavor is all about, just a good ol’ melon taste.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a vape that tastes like fruit or mint, and lasts a long time, I guess this Geek Bar thing is alright. Me, I’d rather just eat a piece of watermelon or a handful of berries. But to each their own, I always say. You youngsters do what you want, just don’t go blowin’ that smoke in my face.
And that’s all I gotta say about this Capricorn Geek Bar flavor. It’s just a bunch of fruit and mint mixed together, nothin’ too special if you ask me. But then again, what do I know? I’m just an old woman who prefers a good cup of coffee to all this fancy puffin’.
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