Well, hey there. Let’s talk about this Capricorn stuff, you know, the goat sign. What they got goin’ on today, accordin’ to that… whatchamacallit… vogue thing. Yeah, the vogue.
So, I heard tell that today, for them Capricorns, things might be a bit… prickly. You know, like a goat with a burr in its fur. Relationships, yeah, that’s the word. Whether it’s your husband, your business partner, or just that fella you always argue with at the market, seems like there’s gonna be some head-buttin’.
Now, I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you. I just know what I hear and what makes sense. And this here makes sense. You push and push, and somethin’s gotta give, right? And sometimes, what gives ain’t pretty. So, if you’re a Capricorn, maybe hold your tongue a bit today. Don’t go starrin’ no fights. Ain’t nobody got time for that fussin’ and feudin’.
- Money matters: They didn’t say much about money, but I reckon if you’re fightin’ with your business partner, that ain’t good for the pocketbook, now is it? So, keep a tight grip on your purse strings, just in case.
- Lovey-dovey stuff: Like I said, arguments ain’t gonna make your sweetie happy. Maybe try bringin’ ’em some flowers instead of a fight. Or bake a pie. Everybody likes pie.
- Workin’ hard: Capricorns, they always workin’ hard. But today, maybe work a little smarter, not harder. Don’t go stirrin’ up trouble at the workplace. Just keep your head down and get your work done.
They say you gotta look at the stars and planets to know what’s comin’. Me? I just look at the chickens. If they’re cluckin’ loud, a storm’s brewin’. And if the Capricorns are arguin’, well, that’s its own kind of storm.
Now, don’t go gettin’ all worked up thinkin’ this is set in stone. It ain’t like the good Lord writin’ it down on a tablet. It’s just a… a guess, you know? Like when you guess how many beans are in a jar. Sometimes you’re right, sometimes you’re way off. So, take it with a grain of salt, like my grandma used to say.
But still, it don’t hurt to be a little careful, does it? If you know there might be a bump in the road, you slow down a bit, right? You don’t go speedin’ into it. Same thing with this horoscope stuff. They tell you to watch out for arguments, so you watch out for arguments. Simple as that.
And if you do end up in a tiff, well, try to be the bigger person. Apologize, even if you think you’re right. Sometimes it’s better to be happy than to be right, you know what I mean? Life’s too short for all that grumblin’ and gripin’.
So, that’s the lowdown on them Capricorns today, accordin’ to what I heard. Take it or leave it, it’s up to you. Me? I’m gonna go make some biscuits. Biscuits always make things better. And if you’re feelin’ down, come on over, I got plenty to share.
They also talk about other signs too, like Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, and Sagittarius. But today we’re talkin’ about Capricorns. Maybe tomorrow we’ll talk about them other folks.
Remember, every day is a new day. Just because today might be a little rough doesn’t mean tomorrow will be. Keep your chin up, say your prayers, and everything will be alright. And don’t forget to feed the chickens.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about this here vogue capricorn thing for today. Y’all take care now, ya hear?
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