Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Virgo with Gemini ascendant thing. Don’t ask me what all them fancy words mean, I just heard some folks talking and I’m gonna tell ya what I think.
So, you got this Virgo, right? Sounds like a fancy car or somethin’, but it ain’t. It’s somethin’ to do with the stars, or so they say. Now, these Virgo people, they like things just so. You know, like my sister-in-law, always fussin’ over her tablecloths, makin’ sure every fork is lined up just right. Perfectionist, they call it. I call it a pain in the butt, but hey, that’s just me.
And then you got this Gemini thing. Sounds like twins to me, you know, like them babies the Johnson girl had last year. Double trouble! This Gemini thing, it makes you… I dunno… lively? Like that little terrier dog down the street, always yappin’ and runnin’ around. Playful, they say. Impish, too. Sounds like a recipe for a headache, if you ask me.
Now, put ‘em together, this Virgo and this Gemini, and whatcha got? Well, it’s like mixing oil and water, kinda. One wants everything neat and tidy, the other wants to jump around and have fun. But somehow, it works, they say. It makes you smart, real smart, like that fella on TV who knows all the answers. Mentally agile, they call it. I guess that means you can think fast, like when the cows get out and you gotta chase ‘em down before they eat all the neighbor’s corn.
- They say these folks, Virgo with Gemini somethin’ or other, they get stuff done. They don’t give up easy.
- If they say they’ll do somethin’, they do it, even if they didn’t think it through beforehand. Like that time I promised to bake pies for the whole church picnic. Lord, what a mess that was, but I did it, didn’t I?
And get this, they talk about these folks being… what was it?…compatible? Like puzzle pieces, I guess. They say this Gemini thing goes well with other airy signs. Libra, Aquarius… sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me, but hey, who am I to judge? They even say a Gemini can be a soulmate for a Virgo. Imagine that! Two crazy birds flockin’ together.
Now, this ascendant thing, that’s a whole other kettle of fish. It’s about how you appear to other folks, they say. So, if you’re a Virgo with a Gemini ascendant, you might seem all neat and tidy on the outside, but inside you’re like a little tornado, ready to stir things up. You’re careful, you don’t let just anybody get close, you know? Like when you’re pickin’ berries, you don’t want to get poked by the thorns, do ya? You gotta be careful, watch what you’re doing.
So, all in all, this Virgo with Gemini ascendant thing… it’s a mixed bag, I’d say. You got the sensible, practical Virgo, and the playful, quick-witted Gemini. It’s like having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, always whisperin’ in your ear. But that don’t mean it’s a bad thing. Heck, sometimes you need a little bit of both to get through life. You just gotta figure out how to make it all work together.
And remember, this is all just stars and stuff. Don’t go takin’ it too serious. The real important thing is to be a good person, work hard, and treat folks right. That’s what I always say, and I ain’t never needed no stars to tell me that.
So that’s about it. That’s what I think about this Virgo with Gemini somethin’-somethin’. Hope it makes some kinda sense to ya. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
Tags: Virgo Rising, Gemini Sun, Rising Sign, Asc in Virgo, Mc in Gemini, Virgo Gemini Compatibility, Astrology, Horoscope
