Well, hello there. Let’s talk about them Capricorn crystals, you know, for folks born ’round the end of the year, December and January. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two, and heard a whole lot more.
First off, this here garnet. They say it’s real good for Capricorns. Makes ya feel strong and sure of yourself, like that old Saturn planet they talk about. It ain’t just a pretty stone, no sir. It’s supposed to get you movin’ and shakin’, you know, gettin’ things done. Like when you gotta get them chickens fed before the sun goes down, only it’s for your whole life, not just chickens. Garnet, they say, gets you goin’. They find this stuff in Africa, India, places like that, far away from here. Seems fancy, but works just fine for us regular folk.
Then there’s that black tourmaline. Sounds fancy, huh? But it’s a good one, they say. Keeps you safe and steady, like a good fence around your garden. Keeps out the bad stuff, you know, the worries and troubles that try to sneak in. Life’s hard enough, ain’t it? No need for extra trouble. This black thing, tourmaline, it’s like a guard dog for your spirit. Keeps you grounded, like your feet in the mud when the wind’s blowin’ strong.
- Kepps you safe
- Keeps you steady
- Keeps out bad stuff
Clear quartz, that’s another one. Makes things clear in your head, like washin’ a dirty window. Sometimes your mind’s all jumbled up, like a ball of yarn the cat got into. This clear stuff, quartz, it helps you sort things out. Know what you gotta do, and how to do it. No more guessin’ and fussin’. Just plain seein’.
And fluorite, they say, helps you get your thinkin’ straight. Like organizin’ your kitchen drawers, only it’s for your brain. You know, when you got a million things to do, and you don’t know where to start? Fluorite helps you make a list, figure out what’s important, and get it done. One step at a time, like plantin’ seeds in the spring. Can’t just throw ’em all in a pile, ya gotta do it right. Fluorite’s like that, helps you do things right.
Smoky quartz, now that’s a different one. It’s like takin’ a deep breath and lettin’ go of all the bad stuff. You know, when you’re holdin’ onto somethin’ tight, and it’s just makin’ you tired? Smoky quartz helps you let it go. Like openin’ your hand and lettin’ a bird fly away. Frees you up, so you can move on. And not just that, it helps keep those bad thoughts away. You ever notice how the devil likes to whisper doubts in your ear? Well, smoky quartz, it’s like a little broom that sweeps those doubts away.

Now, somebody told me about tiger eye stone. Said it’s real good for Capricorns too. Makes you brave, like a lion, I guess. Helps you go after what you want, and not be scared. Life’s too short to be scared all the time, that’s what I say. Tiger eye, it gives you that little push you need, like a mama bird nudgin’ her baby out of the nest. It’s a strong stone for strong folks. And Capricorns, they strong, you know, stubborn like mules sometimes, but strong.
So, there you have it. A few crystals for Capricorns. Don’t know if they work for sure, but folks say they do. And sometimes, just believin’ in somethin’ is enough to make it so. Like plantin’ seeds, you gotta believe they’ll grow, right? Same with these stones, I reckon. You gotta believe they’ll help, and maybe they will. Ain’t no harm in tryin’, that’s what I always say. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a little somethin’ special in these rocks, somethin’ to help you along the way. Life’s a journey, ain’t it? And sometimes, we all need a little help on the road.
Remember, ain’t nothin’ wrong with askin’ for a little help now and then. Whether it’s from a stone, a friend, or somethin’ up above. We all get lost sometimes, and need a little guidance to find our way back home. That’s just the way it is. So, you Capricorns out there, go on and find yourselves a rock or two. And see if they help you be the best you can be. And if nothin’ else, they’re pretty to look at, ain’t they?
So that’s about all I know about these here crystals. Take it or leave it. I’m just tellin’ you what I heard. Now, I gotta go make some supper.