Well now, let’s gab about them horoscopes, the ones that Claire Petulengro does. Folks say she’s real good at it, been doin’ it for years, you know? They say she puts them in all sorts of papers and magazines over there in the UK. Claire Petulengro daily, that’s what they call ’em.
Now, I ain’t no scholar, can’t read them fancy stars myself. But I reckon these horoscopes, they tell ya what might happen each day. Like if you gonna have good luck or bad, if you should be careful or take a chance. Some folks swear by it, say it helps ’em plan their day.
This Claire lady, she’s a psychic, you see. That means she’s got a gift, a way of seein’ things others can’t. She looks at the stars and planets and such, and she figures out what they mean for you and me. It’s all kinda mysterious, but folks eat it up. Psychic Living is what they call this way of lookin’ at things, they do.
- They say she’s been doin’ this for over twenty year now! Can ya believe it? Twenty year! That’s a long time to be lookin’ at stars.
- And it ain’t just any old papers, it’s them fancy ones, like OK magazine and such. She must be somethin’ special, that Claire.
- And wouldn’t ya know it, every Saturday she does them weekly horoscopes too. So you can plan out your whole week! That’s right handy, I tell ya.
Now, some folks scoff, say it’s all hogwash. But I say, what’s the harm? If it makes you feel better, if it gives you a little somethin’ to hold onto, then why not? Life’s hard enough as it is, without folks pokin’ holes in everything. If Claire Petulengro’s daily horoscopes bring a little sunshine into someone’s day, then I say good for her.
I heard tell that she does more than just them daily things. She does them weekly ones too, like I said. And she even does them for the whole year! Can you imagine? Knowin’ what the whole year’s gonna be like? That’d be somethin’, wouldn’t it? Claire Petulengro 2022, that’s what they called last year’s ones, I reckon. This year, it’d be 2024, wouldn’t it? I ain’t so good with numbers no more.
So, where do you find these horoscopes? Well, I hear they’re all over the place. On the internet, mostly. You just gotta type in “Claire Petulengro daily” and they pop right up. Or somethin’ like that. Like I said, I ain’t no computer whiz. But my grandbaby, she’s real good at it. She finds all sorts of things on that there internet machine. She even showed me how to look at pictures of kittens. They was real cute.
Now, I don’t know how she does it, this Claire Petulengro. It’s all a mystery to me. But I figure it’s like this: some folks are good at bakin’ pies, some folks are good at fixin’ cars, and some folks are good at readin’ the stars. And if Claire Petulengro’s good at it, and it helps folks, then that’s all that matters.
And it ain’t just for young folks, neither. Old folks like me, we like to know what’s comin’ too. Maybe we can’t change what the stars have in store for us, but at least we can be prepared. Like if the stars say it’s gonna be a rainy day, I’ll know to wear my galoshes. That’s just common sense, ain’t it?
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about Claire Petulengro and her horoscopes. Maybe it ain’t much, but it’s the truth as I see it. And if you’re lookin’ for a little guidance in your life, maybe you should give her daily horoscopes a try. Who knows, maybe they’ll tell you somethin’ you need to hear. Or maybe they’ll just give you a good laugh. Either way, it ain’t gonna hurt nothin’, will it?
And remember, whether you believe in horoscopes or not, it’s always a good idea to keep your chin up and look for the bright side of things. Life’s too short to be fussin’ and frettin’ all the time. So go on out there and make the most of it, and don’t let them stars get ya down. That’s what I say, anyways.
