Alright, let’s gab about this Snake Gemini thing, ya know, like those fortune tellers in the town square talk about. I ain’t no expert, but I heard some things, and I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how.
First off, they say the Snake year, it’s all about being smart and knowin’ stuff without bein’ told. Like, you just *feel* it in your gut, ya know? Like when it’s gonna rain, you just *know* it in your bones. That’s what they say about Snake people. They’re clever, like those foxes sneakin’ into the hen house.
Now, you throw in this Gemini thing, and it gets a bit more… complicated. Geminis, they’re like them butterflies flittin’ around, never stayin’ put. Always doin’ this and that, chasin’ the next shiny thing. My grandson, he’s like that, bless his heart, always jumpin’ from one thing to another, never finishin’ nothin’. But they say Geminis are smart too, just in a different way. They’re good talkers, smooth talkers, like them salesmen sellin’ those fancy vacuum cleaners door to door.
- So, you got a Snake Gemini? Well, that’s somethin’ else. They say these folks are real dreamy, always thinkin’ and ponderin’.
- Like that ol’ tomcat sittin’ on the porch, starin’ off into space, wonderin’ where the next mouse is gonna come from.
- But they ain’t just daydreamers; they’re smart cookies too. They can talk their way outta anything, smooth as butter.
This year, 2024, the year of the Dragon, they say it’s gonna be good for Snake people. They’ll make some money, have some good luck. But they gotta be careful, ya know? Can’t just go throwin’ money around like it grows on trees. Gotta be smart about it, like a squirrel hidin’ nuts for the winter. And they said somethin’ ’bout growin’, like a plant reachin’ for the sun. Maybe learnin’ somethin’ new, or gettin’ better at somethin’ they already do.
And next year, 2025, that’s the Wood Snake year. Wood, ya know, like trees, strong and steady. They say that wood thing makes the Snake people more creative, more grounded. Like, instead of just dreamin’, they actually start *doin*. Which is good, ’cause too much dreamin’ and not enough doin’ ain’t gonna put food on the table.
They compared the Snake Gemini to a King Cobra. Now, I ain’t never seen one of them cobras, but I hear they’re scary lookin’ things. But they say these cobras, they can actually know their keepers, like a dog knowin’ its master. And they can kinda feel what’s goin’ on around them, like they can sense when someone’s sad or angry. That’s kinda like that gut feelin’ the Snake people got, ya know?
And they talk about a Lemur for Gemini born in the year of the Snake. I had to ask my other grandson about that one, he’s always on that computer thing. He said they’re little animals with big eyes and they like to talk and yap all the time, which sounds a lot like the sales guy who sold me that lemon of a car. So maybe Gemini Snakes are good at talkin’ their way into things, whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing.
They say Gemini Snake women are real bright and shiny, like a new penny. They wanna do everything, try everything. Reminds me of my niece, always tryin’ new recipes, even if half of ‘em turn out lookin’ like somethin’ the cat dragged in. But that’s alright, it’s good to try new things, keeps life interestin’, ya know?
So, that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. Snake Geminis are smart, they’re dreamy, they’re good talkers, and they gotta be careful but also take chances to grow. This year’s good for ’em, and next year might be even better. But remember, this is all just talk, like them weather forecasts that are wrong half the time. The real important thing is to be a good person, work hard, and treat folks right. That’s what my mama always told me, and it’s served me well all these years.
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