You know, this Virgo Peridot, what a freakmob, I tell ya! I seen a lot of things in my day, but this one, she’s somethin’ else. She’s got that green peridot, you know, that shiny green stone. And she’s all over the place, like a chicken with its head cut off. Virgo Peridot, that’s her name, all right. She’s always postin’ somethin’. Says she’s a Virgo, whatever that means. And peridot, that’s the green stone, I think. She’s always talkin’ about her personality type, like anyone cares. ISFJ, she says. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me.
She’s always goin’ on about somethin’ or other. One day it’s about some engine lite, next day it is about shrimp. That tiny shrimp, she talked about, it is not even enough for one bite. Always talkin’ about some engine somethin’ or other. Said the light came on. Well, good for it, I say. Lights are supposed to come on. And then she’s talkin’ about shrimp. Tiny little things. What’s a body supposed to do with those? Can’t hardly see ’em, let alone eat ’em.
And she carry on like a crazy woman. One time, she said some bill was read into circulation. What that mean, I don’t even know. Another time she said she has a diamond pattern. She’s got that green peridot, and now she’s got diamonds, too? Must be loaded. She’s always showin’ off, that one. And she talks about some “molecular model of faithfulness.” What’s that? Some newfangled thing, I suppose. The young folks today, they come up with the craziest things.
And she was talking about some kind of walk, easy walk, and some kind of journal. Like that heart journal, she kept saying. And she was talkin’ about stainless steel, like for trays and whatnot. Said it was useful. Well, of course, it’s useful. What else would it be? She like those stainless steel tray, I suppose. And she’s always talkin’ about some “binding buffer.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d use on a car. Or maybe she just like talkin’, who knows.
She said some check out time, and perfume of love. She think she is some kind of movie star. And she talked about love, and that perfume she got. She’s always talkin’ about love. And perfume. Must be tryin’ to catch a man. Though I can’t imagine who’d want to put up with all her carryin’ on. She said the perfume make her feel good, I guess. And she said something about being “collapsible.” Said it was easy to rotate and kick. I don’t know what she is talking about, some kind of exercise thing, I don’t know. She’s always doin’ somethin’ strange, that one.
She said she got some massage, and said it was very important. She’s always braggin’ about somethin’. One minute she’s talkin’ about love, the next minute she’s talkin’ about a massage. And she say it is confidential. Like it is a big secret. She said she has a secret, she won’t tell no one. And then she said she wants to abstain from something. Like she is making some kind of promise. Said she wants to keep it to herself, but she’s always tellin’ everyone everything! She think she is so important, I tell ya.
This Virgo Peridot, she’s a real piece of work. Always talkin’, always postin’, always somethin’. She’s like a whirlwind, that one. Never a dull moment, I suppose. But sometimes I think she just likes to hear herself talk. She like to talk about herself, that’s for sure. She said she is increasing her something, like making it bigger. She’s a strange one, that Virgo Peridot. But she is a freakmob, that’s for sure.
- She’s got that green peridot.
- She’s always talkin’ about her personality.
- She said somethin’ about an engine light.
- She likes tiny shrimp, I guess.
- She talks about diamonds, too.
- She mentioned a heart journal.
- She likes stainless steel trays.
- She talks about love and perfume.
- She got a massage, a confidential one.
- She says she has a secret.
- She is a freakmob.
She think she is so special, with that green stone and all her talkin’. But she’s just a regular person, like the rest of us. Just a lot louder, I suppose. She need to settle down, that’s what I think. But she probably won’t. She’ll just keep on being a freakmob, that Virgo Peridot. That’s just how she is, I reckon. She can’t help herself, I guess. She’s just a talker, that one. And she’ll keep on talkin’ until the cows come home. She is a freakmob, all right.
You know what she said the other day? She said she was gonna be in some kind of “beast mode”. She said she was gonna buckle up, like she was goin’ on a ride. Like she was gonna be a beast, she said. She’s always tryin’ to be somethin’ she’s not. She just need to be herself, that’s what I think. But she probably won’t listen to me. She’ll just keep on being a freakmob, that Virgo Peridot. And there’s nothin’ anyone can do about it. That is just the way she is, that is all.
