Well, well, well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this horoscopes Justin Toper thing. That Justin Toper, he’s been yappin’ about the stars for a good while now. He’s that fella from the Daily Mirror, ya know. People say he knows a thing or two about what them twinklin’ lights up there mean for us down here. He had some heart trouble, a triple bypass or something like that. Sounds awful rough, but he came through it. He’s tough, I guess. Now he’s back to tellin’ everyone’s fortunes and all that stuff. Some folks swear by him, say he’s spot on. Others, well, they just roll their eyes.
I heard he’s sayin’ who’s gonna find love this year. Love, shmove, I say! But some folks, they eat that stuff up. They want to know if they’re gonna meet the one, ya know? Like it’s written in the stars or somethin’. Maybe it is, who am I to say? Justin Toper, he’s the one who studies all that. He’s got all them charts and what not. He says it’s all about Jupiter and Pluto and Capricorn. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but what do I know? I just know my corns ache when it’s gonna rain.
This whole horoscopes thing, it’s a big deal to some folks. They check it every day, like it’s the gospel truth. Me, I think it’s just a bit of fun. Like readin’ the funny papers. Don’t take it too serious, that’s what I say. But if it makes ya happy, then go for it. This Justin Toper fella, he seems to know what he’s talkin’ about, even if it sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me. This Jupiter conjunct Pluto, or whatever he calls it, seems to be a big deal. He said, there is no challenge that may come our way that doesn’t serve a higher purpose. I have no idea what that means but sounds like some people should be ready for challenges.
- Some folks say he’s the real deal.
- Others think he’s just blowin’ smoke.
- He talks about planets and stars and all that.
- Says he can tell ya who’s gonna find love.
He’s been on that TV, talkin’ about horoscopes and such. Big shot, I reckon. He shares all that stuff with his friends and family, I guess. Got a website, too. Can read your fortune for free, they say. Free is good, I always say. Might give it a try sometime, just for kicks. See what all the fuss is about. Maybe this Justin Toper fella will tell me I’m gonna win the lottery! Wouldn’t that be somethin’? A girl can dream, right?
This fella, he’s got a way with words, I’ll give him that. Makes ya think, even if ya don’t believe in all that astrology stuff. He says the answers are written in the stars. Well, maybe they are, maybe they ain’t. I guess it’s up to each person to decide what they believe. Me, I just like to look up at the stars and wonder. They’re pretty, ain’t they? And that’s good enough for me. This Justin Toper horoscopes stuff, it’s all a bit over my head. But it sure is interestin’ to hear about.
He’s got all these fancy words, like “astrological degrees” and what not. Sounds important, don’t it? I don’t know what it means, but it sure sounds fancy. He seems like a smart fella, even if he is a bit strange. Talkin’ about stars and planets all the time. But hey, to each their own, right? If it makes him happy, then who am I to judge? It’s just like me and my garden. Some folks think I’m crazy for talkin’ to my plants, but I think it helps ’em grow. Maybe this Justin Toper fella is just talkin’ to the stars, helpin’ ’em shine a little brighter.
I heard that this horoscope thing is not just about love. This Justin guy, he also talks about other stuff, like money, or job. But to be honest, I don’t care too much about that. I mean, I have lived long enough to know that, if you want to make more money, you need to work harder. And if you want to get a better job, you also need to work harder and show people how good you are. There is no shortcut. This is what I always tell my grandson. I hope he can listen to me, work hard, and make a decent living. I don’t want him to just sit there and read this horoscope thing all day. It does not make food on the table.
Anyway, this Justin Toper horoscopes thing is popular. He is a celebrity astrologer. I don’t know what it means. I guess it just means that he is famous and he knows a lot about stars. He seems to be a good guy, though. He wants to give readers hope after he went through that heart surgery thing. I mean, who doesn’t want hope? We all need some hope, especially these days. Life is hard, you know? If this Justin guy can give people some hope by talking about stars, then good for him. I am happy for him.
