This thing, this Geek Bar Pulse Aries, I heard it’s all the rage now. What a strange name, Aries, sounds like some star sign thing. My grandson, he’s always on about these newfangled things. Says it’s a vape, whatever that means. Back in my day, we just smoked regular cigarettes, none of this fancy stuff. But hey, times change, I reckon.
So, this Geek Bar Pulse Aries, they say it’s got a lot of puffs. Like, 15,000 puffs! Can you believe that? That’s a whole lot of puffing. My old pipe would never last that long. Had to keep refilling that thing. This one, you just puff and puff, I guess.
And the flavors! Oh, the flavors! They got all sorts of crazy flavors. They talk about this Geek Bar Aries flavor. Said it tastes like candy, OMG B-Pop and bubble gum. Not for me, no sir. Give me a good old tobacco flavor any day. But the young folks, they seem to like it. Who am I to judge, right?
They say this Geek Bar thing got a mesh coil. Sounds fancy. I don’t know what that is but it’s maybe what makes the flavor good. It got 5% nicotine, whatever that is, strong stuff, I bet. And 16ML, that’s the juice inside, I guess. Lots of juice in this Geek Bar Pulse thing. That means you can use it for long time. No need to buy so many.
Now, where do you get one of these Geek Bar Pulse things? Well, my grandson, he told me you can find them at those vape shops. You know, those stores that popped up all over the place? Yeah, those places. They got all sorts of these vape things. This Geek Bar Pulse is probably in every shop.
- Go to the vape shop.
- Ask for Geek Bar Pulse.
- They have many flavors.
- Pick the one you like.
- Pay money and it’s yours.
I heard some folks talk about the Geek Bar Pulse X, too. Sounds like another one of those vapes. I don’t know the difference, to be honest. They all look the same to me. These new things, hard to keep up with. This Geek Bar Pulse X, probably also at vape shop, if you want to find it. I don’t know where else you can get it.
They got all sorts of flavors, like this “Miami Mint” and “Mexico Mango.” Sounds exotic, don’t it? My grandson, he likes those fruity flavors. Me? Not so much. But like I said, to each their own. I don’t know if this Geek Bar Pulse Aries got this flavor, maybe, maybe not.
This Geek Bar Pulse thing, it’s a disposable, they call it. That means you use it and then throw it away. Seems wasteful to me, but that’s how they do things these days. Back in my day, we used to reuse things. Not like these young folks today. Always throwing things away.
Anyway, this Geek Bar Pulse Aries seems like a popular thing. If you are looking for it, just go to your local vape shop. You probably find it. Just ask them for Geek Bar Pulse, they will show you. If you like sweet candy flavor, you can try this Geek Bar Aries flavor, OMG B-Pop and bubble gum. If you want to save money, this Geek Bar Pulse is good. It got 15,000 puffs, so it can last long time.
Well, that’s all I know about this Geek Bar Pulse thing. Don’t ask me any more questions about it. I’m just an old lady, I don’t know much about these new things. Go ask those young folks at the vape shop. They’ll tell you everything you need to know. They know all about this Geek Bar Pulse and Geek Bar Pulse X, and all those crazy flavors. Just remember what I said, 15,000 puffs, that’s a lot!
