Oh, honey, let me tell you about this thing, this Constellation Tower. It’s a thing, I tell ya. Heard some young folks talkin’ ’bout it the other day. Sounds like a real doozy. This tower, it’s somethin’ else, I reckon. They say it’s full of stars and such. Like, you go up in there, and you’re closer to the heavens. Now, I ain’t never been up in no tower like that. The tallest thing I ever climbed was old Bessie’s haystack, and that was a chore, let me tell you. But this, this is different.
They say there’s somethin’ called a Constellation up there. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like them fancy names they give to horses, but this is in the sky. It’s a bunch of stars all lined up, makin’ pictures and such. Like connectin’ the dots, but with stars. I always liked lookin’ at the stars. Used to sit out on the porch on a clear night and just gaze up. They’re mighty pretty, ain’t they? Like little diamonds scattered across a black cloth.
So, this tower, they got levels, like floors in a house, but way, way up high. This one is just somethin’ you gotta see, the Constellation Tower I mean. Each level, you go up, it’s like climbin’ a ladder, but a real fancy one, I reckon. And you get somethin’ called a buff. Now, I ain’t too sure what that is, but it sounds good. Like a good buffin’ with a soft cloth, makes things shiny. They say you will get better when you go up there. I am not sure what will you get, maybe money, maybe power, who knows?
And there’s somethin’ about a weapon. Sounds like a game these young’uns play. They talk about tiers and stats. Now, I don’t know nothin’ about that. Back in my day, we played with sticks and rocks. But they say this weapon, it gets stronger, or somethin’. Each level you go up, your weapon gets a little better. They get a random buff or somethin’. It is random, so you might get a bad one too. Like pickin’ a bad apple from the barrel. You never know what you’re gonna get.
There’s a big green rock involved, too. This whole thing sounds mighty complicated. A big, green rock, and you gotta jump on it, and then jump behind it. Sounds like a lot of jumpin’ for an old gal like me. I ain’t as spry as I used to be. My bones creak like an old rusty gate. But they say you gotta climb that rock, use the cliff, whatever that means, until you get to the top.
- Climb the green rock.
- Look for the white light.
- Get a buff.
- Level up your weapon.
And at the top, there’s a white pillar of light. Shootin’ up into the sky, they say. Like a beacon, or somethin’. Sounds mighty pretty. I always did like a good light show. Like the Fourth of July fireworks, but this one’s all the time. This Constellation Tower thing is like that, but always. This thing called a Constellation Guide, they got those, too. Like a map, I reckon. Helps you find your way. They say number 05 is on a crate, in a hall, when you enter the starstation. Sounds like a treasure hunt, don’t it? I used to love findin’ hidden things when I was a little girl. Like Easter eggs, but this is a whole different kind of hunt.
And unlockin’ things. They talk about unlockin’ levels, like unlockin’ a door. But these levels are for characters. I don’t know nothin’ about that. Back in my day, we didn’t have characters, we just had folks. Real people, with real names. But these young’uns, they got all these fancy terms for things. It’s a whole different world, I tell ya.
This Constellation Tower, it’s a mystery to me. But it sounds excitin’, in a way. Like somethin’ out of a storybook. Stars and weapons and levels and buffs. It’s all a bit much for an old gal like me to understand. But I like hearin’ about it. Keeps me young, in a way. Makes me think there’s still a whole lot of wonder out there in the world. A whole lot I ain’t seen yet. Maybe one day I’ll get to see this tower. If I can get up the stairs, or get someone to lift me up there. But for now, I’ll just sit here and dream about it. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll see it in my dreams. Up in the stars, where anything is possible. This Destiny thing, this is it, I guess.
This tower, it sounds pretty, I’ll give it that. I reckon it is a good place to see. But I will never go there I think. I am too old to climb or jump or somethin’. I will just stay here. But if you go there, just be careful. And do not forget your weapon!
