Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here… uh… Vogue Sagittarius Horoscope thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal, but I heard some folks talking, so I figured I’d tell ya what I know, the way I know how.
Now, this Vogue thing, it’s like a magazine, right? Full of them skinny models and fancy clothes. But they also got this here horoscope thing. Horoscope? Yeah, it’s about the stars, like them shiny things you see at night. Apparently, they got somethin’ to do with what happens to us down here.
And Sagittarius? That’s a star sign, like a birthday thing. If you’re born between… let’s see… around the end of November to almost Christmas, then you’re a Sagittarius. Lucky you! Or maybe not. Depends on what them stars are sayin’.
Vogue, they got this person, a… a-strol-o-ger, yeah, that’s it. This person, they look at the stars and tell you what might happen. Now, I ain’t sayin’ I believe all this stuff, but sometimes it’s fun to listen, you know?
So, what kinda stuff do they say about Sagittariuses? Well, I heard they’re full of energy. Like them little kids runnin’ around all day. Always gotta be doin’ somethin’. Can’t sit still for a minute. That’s what they say, anyways.
They also say Sagittariuses are… fearless. Means they ain’t scared of nothin’. Like that time I saw a snake in the garden, I just grabbed a hoe and whacked it! Maybe I’m a Sagittarius at heart, even though my birthday ain’t right. Who knows?
Vogue’s astrologer, I think her name is Alice Bell, she says if you’re a Sagittarius, you gotta align your life and goals. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Basically, it means you gotta figure out what you want and then go get it. Like plantin’ corn, you gotta plow the field first, then plant the seeds, then water ’em, then wait. Same kinda thing, I guess.
And get this, they also sayin’ somethin’ about the cosmos. Big word, that. Means, like, everything out there, all them stars and planets and whatnot. They sayin’ the cosmos is talkin’ to you Sagittariuses. Sendin’ you signs and warnings. Kinda like when the crows start cawin’ loud, means a storm’s comin’. You gotta pay attention.
Now, some days are good, some days are bad. That’s just life. One day, Vogue might tell you you gonna find money or love. Another day, they might say you gonna have trouble. Like, “temptation to sign a deal with the devil”. Sounds scary, right? But don’t you worry none. Just keep your wits about you, and you’ll be fine.
- They tell ya to clarify your intentions. Means you gotta know what you want, like I said before. Can’t be wishy-washy.
- And they say focus on what you’re manifesting. That’s another fancy word. Means, like, thinkin’ real hard about what you want and makin’ it happen. Like, if you want a good harvest, you gotta think about it and work for it every day.
And for all you Sagittariuses lookin’ for love, they say you might meet someone special. Or if you already got someone, things might get better. But remember, relationships are like gardens, gotta tend to ’em regular or they’ll wither and die. Gotta talk to each other, listen to each other, you know?
So, that’s about all I know about this Vogue Sagittarius Horoscope thing. Take it with a grain of salt, like my grandma used to say. Don’t let them stars boss you around. You’re the boss of your own life. But it’s fun to think about, ain’t it? Like readin’ a good story. Keeps things interesting.
Vogue’s got somethin’ to say about every day, so if you’re a Sagittarius, you can check your horoscope every day if you want. See what them stars got in store for you. Maybe it’ll be good news, maybe it won’t. But hey, that’s life, right? Full of surprises.
And remember, even if things get tough, just keep your chin up and keep on truckin’. That’s what we do out here in the country, and it works just fine. Stars or no stars.
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