Well, let me tell ya ’bout this place, 10250 Constellation Boulevard. I ain’t never been there myself, mind you, but I heard folks talkin’. Sounds like a big ol’ buildin’ in a city called Los Angeles. Never been to Los Angeles neither. Too far for this old lady.
They say it’s got offices. Lots of ’em, I reckon. For lease, they say. That means folks can rent ’em, like rentin’ a piece of land to grow yer crops, but ‘stead of crops, they do…office stuff. Don’t ask me what kinda stuff. City folks do all sorts of things I don’t understand.
- First thing is, it’s in a place called Century City. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Probably ain’t got no chickens or nothin’.
- Then, they talk about parkin’. Cars, ya know. Lots of ’em, I guess. They even got maps of where to park yer car. Back home, we just park wherever there’s space! But I guess in a big city like Los Angeles, it ain’t that easy.
Someone even took pictures. Just one, though. Don’t know what it’s a picture of. Maybe the building? Maybe the parking lot? Who knows. City folks and their pictures.
Parking costs, that’s another thing they talk about. Imagine havin’ to pay just to leave yer car somewhere! Out here, we just leave ’em by the barn. But I guess that’s just how it is in them big cities.
And hours…they got hours for this place. Openin’ hours, they call ’em. Means ya can’t just go there whenever ya want. Like the general store, I guess, but bigger and probably with more rules.
Someone said they visited Los Angeles twice. The “City of Angels,” they call it. Angels? I ain’t seen no angels. Just crows and the occasional hawk back home. Maybe they got different kinds of angels in Los Angeles.
And there’s this thing called Foursquare. Sounds like somethin’ you’d build for a fence, but they say it helps ya find places. Like if you’re lost, I guess? Back home, we just ask directions. Or follow the dirt road. But in a big city, I reckon ya need somethin’ like this Foursquare thing.
Constellation Place, they also call it. Sounds even fancier now. Like somethin’ out of a storybook. But it’s just a buildin’, I hear. A big one, with lots of offices and parkin’ spaces.
They’re always plannin’ trips to Los Angeles, these folks. Always lookin’ for the best places to go. Me? I’m happy right here. Got my garden, got my chickens, got my peace and quiet. Don’t need no fancy city or no Foursquare to tell me where to go.
Anyway, that’s all I know about 10250 Constellation Boulevard. Never seen it myself, like I said. Just heard folks talkin’. Sounds like a busy place, full of cars and offices and city folk. Not for me, that’s for sure. I’ll stick to my quiet life out here in the country.
But if you’re ever in Los Angeles, maybe you can go check it out. Just remember to bring yer wallet for the parkin’. And maybe download that Foursquare thing, so ya don’t get lost.
And if ya see any angels, tell ’em I said hi. Just kidding, of course. Angels ain’t real. Unless they got different kinds in Los Angeles. Who knows with them city folks.
So, that’s the story of 10250 Constellation Blvd as far as I know it. Ain’t much, but it’s somethin’. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.
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