Alright, let’s talk about this Geek Bar thing, the Capricorn flavor, they call it Dragon Melon. Sounds fancy, eh? But lemme tell ya, it ain’t rocket science.
What’s this Dragon Melon all about?
Well, they say it’s got that dragon fruit stuff, you know, the one with the pink skin and white stuff inside with little black seeds. And pears, too. Like, the regular pears you eat. They mix ’em up, and boom, you got this Dragon Melon. Is it good? I dunno, some folks seem to like it. They say it’s the “GOAT,” whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ them young folks say. Maybe it’s good then, maybe it ain’t. I ain’t tasted it myself.
- Dragon Fruit
- Pear
Now, they got another one, the Geek Bar Pulse X. This one’s stronger, they say. Hits harder, like a mule kick, I guess. More puffs too, if that’s what you’re lookin’ for. But it’s got this flashy light thing on it. Kinda showy, if you ask me. Don’t need all that fancy stuff.
Other Flavors, you say?
Oh, they got a whole bunch of ’em. Blue Razz Ice, Crazy Melon, Berry Bliss, Juicy Peach Ice… sounds like a fruit salad, don’t it? Too many choices, if you ask me. Back in my day, we had apple and that was it. Now they got all these fancy names. Makes my head spin.
They even got a chart, they say, with like 160 flavors! Can you believe that? 160! What’s the world comin’ to? Who needs that many flavors? One or two is good enough. But these young folks, they always want more, more, more.
What’s the Best? I dunno!
They say Blue Raz Ice is good, and Strawberry Mango too. But honestly, it’s all the same to me. Just smoke, ain’t it? Or vape, or whatever they call it these days. Back in my day, we just smoked plain old tobacco. Rolled it ourselves, too. None of this fancy battery-powered stuff.
So, this Capricorn Dragon Melon thing… it’s dragon fruit and pear. If you like that kinda stuff, maybe you’ll like it. If you want somethin’ stronger, they got that Pulse X. And if you want more choices, well, they got a whole darn supermarket of flavors for ya. But me? I’ll stick to my apple pie, thank you very much.
More Fancy Talk
They talk about “exotic” flavors and “refreshing taste.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d read in a magazine. I tell ya, it’s all just smoke and mirrors. They want you to buy their stuff, so they make it sound all fancy. But at the end of the day, it’s just a vape, ain’t it?
And this “Pulse Mode” thing? What’s that all about? Sounds like somethin’ from a spaceship. Just give me somethin’ simple, that’s what I say. Don’t need all these bells and whistles.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this Geek Bar Capricorn Flavor and all them other fancy vapes. Take it or leave it. I ain’t no expert, just tellin’ it like I see it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go peel some potatoes. That’s somethin’ I understand.
Geek Bar Flavors – Too Many Choices
They keep makin’ new ones, I hear. Every week it’s somethin’ different. Can’t keep up with it all. Makes a body tired just thinkin’ about it. But hey, if that’s what folks want, I guess it’s alright. Just seems like a lot of fuss over nothin’, if you ask me.
Just Plain Smoke, That’s All.
Whether it’s dragon fruit or strawberry or whatever, it’s all just smoke in the end. Comes out the same way, goes away the same way. Don’t matter what fancy name they give it.
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