Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Geek Bar thing, which one is for the… Gemini, you said? My grandson told me about it, says it’s like those… vape things the youngsters are puffin’ on these days. Don’t know why they call it a “Geek Bar” though. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find at a circus, not somethin’ you put in your mouth.
Anyways, they got all sorts of flavors, like them candies they sell at the store. My grandson says the Gemini one… it’s got two flavors mixed together. Says somethin’ about twins. Huh, twins… My neighbor’s daughter had twins, noisy little buggers they were. Always cryin’ at the same time. Just like these flavors, I guess, two of ‘em, fightin’ for attention in your mouth. One’s grape, he says, the other’s lemon. Sounds kinda sour to me. I prefer somethin’ sweet, like them peach candies they sell down at the general store.
Now, this Geek Bar Pulse thing… it ain’t just any ol’ vape, see? It’s got this… airflow thingy. My grandson tried explainin’ it to me, somethin’ about adjustin’ how much smoke you get. Said it’s like openin’ and closin’ the window on a hot day. Don’t see why you need to do all that, just puff on it, right? Kids these days and their fancy gadgets. Back in my day, we just smoked regular cigarettes, none of this battery-powered puffin’.
- Grape Flavor: Never really liked grape much. Makes my teeth feel funny. But some folks swear by it.
- Lemon Flavor: Now lemon, that’s a bit better. Kinda wakes you up, like a good cup of coffee. But still, too sour for my likin’.
They say the Gemini Geek Bar Pulse has these fancy… constellation thingies on it. Stars and stuff. My grandson showed me a picture. Looked like a bunch of dots to me. He says it’s the Gemini sign, the twins. I told him, “Boy, you and your stars. Just go clean your room.” Kids these days, always lookin’ up at the sky instead of lookin’ at the ground where they’re walkin’. Almost tripped over the dog the other day, starin’ at his phone.
He also talks about some other flavors, like OMG B-Pop, which he said it taste like some hard candy. I told him candy is for eatin’ not for smokin’. Honestly, I don’t get it. They keep coming up with new things to puff on, new flavors, new gadgets. It’s all just smoke and mirrors to me. Back in my day, we had simple pleasures. A good cup of tea, a piece of pie, a chat with your neighbors. Now it’s all screens and vapes and… Geek Bars.
And another thing, these Geek Bars… they’re not cheap, you know? My grandson spent a whole week’s allowance on one of them. I told him, “Boy, you coulda bought a whole bag of flour with that money!” But he just shrugs and says it’s worth it. Says it helps him relax, takes the edge off. I don’t know, seems like a waste of money to me. But then again, what do I know? I’m just an old lady who prefers a good cup of coffee and a piece of cornbread over any of this fancy puffin’.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a Geek Bar for a Gemini… I guess the one with the grape and lemon is the way to go. But take it from me, there’s better things in life than puffin’ on flavored smoke. Like a good laugh, a warm hug, and a sunny day. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
Which Geek Bar is best? I can’t tell you that, it’s all up to what you like, if you like the twins sign, get the Gemini, if you like somethin’ else, then get somethin’ else. Just don’t spend all your money on it.
Geek Bar Pulse introduction: It’s a vape, with air thingy you can change, lots of different flavors, and they have stars on them. It is what my grandson told me.
Zodiac sign and Geek Bar Flavors: They got different flavors for different star signs. Like the twins one has two flavors mixed together. Don’t ask me why, it’s all Greek to me.
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