Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here thing, this “Aquarius Black.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? But what is it, really? It’s like this smell-good stuff for men, you know, like the kinda thing they splash on after they shave. Only this one, they call it “eau de toilette,” which sounds mighty highfalutin to me.
What’s it smell like, you ask? Well, they say it’s got a “masculine scent.” That means it smells like a man, I reckon. Not like sweat and dirt, mind you, but like… like a man who’s cleaned up good. You know, like after church or a wedding. They use words like “bold” and “captivating,” but to me, it just smells nice, kinda strong but not too strong, you know? It’s supposed to last a good while too. They say it’s a “long-lasting formula,” means it won’t just disappear the minute you put it on.
Now, they come in different sizes, these smell-good bottles. I seen some that say “3.4 Fl Oz” or “100 ML.” Don’t ask me what all that means, it’s just how much of that smelly water you get, I guess. Some come in a single pack, some might come in more, I ain’t rightly sure. But it’s all the same stuff inside, just different amounts.
- They call it “natural spray,” which I guess means it ain’t got no nasty chemicals in it. Hope not, anyway. Don’t want no man puttin’ somethin’ harmful on his skin.
- And speaking of skin, they say you should spray it on your “pulse points.” Fancy talk, I tell ya. Means behind your ears, they say. I guess that’s where the blood’s pumpin’ close to the surface, makes the smell stronger maybe? I dunno.
They compare it to other smell-goods too. I seen it put up against somethin’ called “Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue.” Sounds expensive. They say both of ‘em are for grown-up men, so I guess that “Aquarius Black” ain’t for no young whippersnappers.
I even seen it for sale online, places like Amazon and Flipkart. They got prices and guarantees and all that. But I tell ya, I ain’t never bought nothin’ online. I like to see what I’m gettin’ with my own two eyes, ya know? And touch it, smell it even, before I hand over my hard-earned money. Some places, they even sell it on sale, which means it’s cheaper, but sometimes it’s sold out. I guess everybody wants a piece of that good smellin’ water.
Now, this here “Aquarius” word, it means somethin’ about water, they say. Like a fella carryin’ water or somethin’. They even got a little picture for it, looks like wiggly lines. Reminds me of the creek down by the old mill, how the water flows all curvy-like. And this here “Aquarius” seems to go good with other things too. Like, folks born under certain signs in the sky, they seem to like this smell good stuff. They say it gets along well with folks born under signs like Gemini and Libra, and even some of them fiery signs like Leo and Aries.
But it ain’t just about when you’re born. They say there’s different kinds of Aquarius folks too, depends on where some other planet called Mercury was when they was born. Some got Mercury in Capricorn, some in Pisces, and some in Aquarius itself. And even then, there’s more to it! They say that Mercury can be in the morning or the evening. It’s all a bit much for me, to be honest. Too much thinkin’ for this old gal.
So, to sum it all up, this “Aquarius Black” is a smell-good for men, supposed to make ‘em smell nice and manly. It comes in different sizes, you spray it on your skin, and it seems to be popular with all sorts of folks. Whether you believe all that talk about star signs and planets, well, that’s up to you. Me? I just care if it smells good and don’t cost a fortune. That’s all there is to it, far as I’m concerned.
And that’s about all I know about this “Aquarius Black”. Hope it helps ya understand it a bit better. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
