Okay, so I wanted to see what all the fuss was about with “aquarius porn stars.” I’d heard the term floating around, so I figured I’d do some digging.
First, I just went to my usual search engine and typed it in. Nothing fancy, just “aquarius porn stars.” Man, was that a mistake.
The results were… a lot. I mean, it’s the internet, so you expect a certain level of, uh, variety. But this was overwhelming. I got bombarded with a ton of sites, all promising different things. Some looked super sketchy, like they were designed in the early 2000s and probably full of viruses.
I tried to narrow it down. I added some extra words to my search, thinking maybe I could find something more specific. Nope. Still a mess. I felt like I was drowning in thumbnails and weird pop-ups.
Then, I remembered a friend telling me about some specific websites they used. I’m not going to name names, but I tried one of those. It was slightly better organized, but honestly, still kind of a free-for-all. I clicked on a few things, scrolled through some pages, and… well, let’s just say it wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.
I spent maybe 20 minutes clicking around, feeling increasingly frustrated. I get that it’s the internet, and you can find pretty much anything, but this just felt like a waste of time. It was like searching for a specific grain of sand on a beach made entirely of pop-up ads.
So finally I closed the tabs, all of it.
Honestly after doing all of this, I still have no idea and end up with nothing.
