Well, well, well, you wanna hear about this Aries Burbank thing, huh? That name, it sure sounds fancy, don’t it? Sounds like some city slicker name to me. But who am I to judge, right? This old lady don’t know much about those things.
This Aries Burbank, they say it’s the first one of them… them star signs. Zodiac, they call it. Like them things in the newspaper, you know? I seen ’em. Never paid ’em much mind, though. More interested in the price of eggs, you see.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout tips and tricks. Everyone wants to know some secret, don’t they? Like there’s some magic way to make things easier. Life ain’t easy, that’s for sure. Gotta work hard, that’s what I always say. No shortcuts to a good harvest, ya know?
- Work hard, that’s the best tip.
- Don’t be lazy.
- And be kind to your neighbors, even if they’re a bit odd.
Some folks, they get all caught up in these… these weapons and craftin’. Like they’re gonna go fight a dragon or somethin’. Back in my day, we had sticks and stones, and that was good enough. And if you wanted somethin’ made, you made it yourself, or you asked kindly. Didn’t need no fancy tools, just your two hands and a bit of elbow grease.
This here Aries Burbank, maybe it’s for them young folks. They’re always lookin’ for somethin’ new, somethin’ different. Me? I’m happy with what I got. Got my garden, got my chickens, got my stories. That’s enough for me. Always keep your corners diagonal, I say!
Beginner this, beginner that. Everyone’s a beginner at somethin’, ain’t they? Even this old lady learns somethin’ new every now and then. Just gotta keep your eyes open and your ears perked. Don’t need to be readin’ no fancy books, just pay attention to the world around ya.
They got all these guides now, tellin’ you how to do this and that. Back in my day, we just figured things out ourselves. Trial and error, they call it. Made a lot of mistakes, that’s for sure. But you learn from your mistakes, don’t ya? That’s how you get strong.
This whole world’s gone crazy, I tell ya. Everyone’s in a hurry, rushin’ around like chickens with their heads cut off. Slow down, I say! Take a breath. Enjoy the little things. Like a good cup of coffee in the mornin’, or the sun on your face. Those are the important things. Regardless of how strong you are, or where you are on the map!
Cards and tricks, that’s what some folks are into. Always a deck of cards in any home. Card tricks are good for beginners, they are. Just grab a deck of cards, and repeat, repeat, repeat. That’s the key to learning.
This here Aries Burbank, maybe it’s about findin’ your way in the world. Findin’ your path, they say. Well, my path is right here, in my little corner of the world. And I wouldn’t trade it for nothin’.
These young folks, they’re always talkin’ ’bout prompts and potential. Sounds like a whole lot of nothin’ to me. Just a bunch of fancy words. If you want somethin’, you gotta go out and get it. Plain and simple. No need for all that talk.
This whole acting thing, like that Yoru fella, acting like a clone. What will they think of next? That’s a tip for beginners, I suppose. You can act like whatever you want, I reckon. Just don’t get caught!
So, this Aries Burbank, it’s probably just another one of them things that come and go. Like the seasons. Spring, summer, fall, winter. They all have their time. And then they’re gone. Just like everything else in this life. So enjoy it while it lasts, that’s what I say.
Anyway, that’s all this old lady’s got to say about that. Hope you got somethin’ out of it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my garden. Got some tomatoes that need tendin’ to.
