Alright, let’s talk about this Aries Geek Bar thing, whatever it is. I heard some young folks yapping about it, so I figured I’d take a look-see, you know, see what the fuss is all about. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ from outer space or somethin’.
First off, they say it looks like a space capsule. Well, I ain’t never seen no space capsule, but I reckon it’s gotta be shiny and new-fangled. This here Geek Bar, it’s one of them disposable electronic cigarette things. Kids these days, always puffin’ on somethin’. Back in my day, we just had good ol’ tobacco, none of this battery-powered stuff.
Now, they talk about a “fruit planet tasting journey.” Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? I guess it means the flavors are fruity, like them candies the grandkids love. They got this one flavor, OMG B-Pop, they call it. Says it tastes like hard candy and bubble gum, like them lollipops with the gum in the middle. Sweet stuff, I tell ya, not good for your teeth. But young folks, they don’t listen.
- They got a whole bunch of flavors, seems like. More than I can count on my fingers and toes.
- And they even got this “Constellation Edition” with all them horoscope zodiac signs. I don’t know much about stars and signs, but I reckon it’s some kinda marketing trick to get the young’uns to buy more.
This Geek Bar, it’s got somethin’ called nicotine salts in it. They say it comes from tobacco leaves, so I guess it’s like smokin’, but not quite. And then there’s this vegetable glycerin and propylene glycol stuff. Sounds like somethin’ you put in a car, not somethin’ you breathe in. But I ain’t no doctor, so what do I know?
They say it’s TPD-compliant, whatever that means. Probably some government regulation stuff. And it’s made by one of the “biggest brands in vape hardware.” Big brand, huh? Means they’re makin’ a lot of money off these things, I bet. Folks are always lookin’ for somethin’ new to try, somethin’ to keep ’em busy.
I seen pictures of it, and it’s all colorful and sleek lookin’. Not like the cigarettes my old man used to smoke. Those were just plain white sticks. This here Aries Geek Bar, it’s got all sorts of bells and whistles, I guess. Lights and fancy designs, probably.
Honestly, I don’t get it. But then again, I’m just an old lady. These young folks, they got their own ways of doin’ things. They like their gadgets and their gizmos. And if they wanna puff on a space capsule-lookin’ cigarette that tastes like bubble gum, well, I guess that’s their business. Just as long as they don’t do it in my house!
I tell ya, times have changed. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy stuff. We worked hard, ate our vegetables, and went to bed early. Now, it’s all about flavors and gadgets and who-knows-what. But that’s just the way the world is, I suppose. Always changin’, always movin’ on to somethin’ new.
So, this Aries Geek Bar, it’s a vape, a fancy electronic cigarette. It’s got fruity flavors and it looks like somethin’ from outer space. And young folks seem to like it. That’s all I know. And that’s probably more than I needed to know, if you ask me.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make myself a cup of tea. None of that fancy fruit-flavored stuff, just plain old tea. The way it oughta be.
Geek Bar, they call it. Geek, huh? I guess that means smart or somethin’. But to me, it just sounds silly. But then again, what do I know? I’m just an old lady tryin’ to make sense of this crazy world.
Tags: [“Geek Bar”, “Aries Geek Bar”, “Vape”, “Disposable Electronic Cigarette”, “OMG B-Pop”, “Constellation Edition”, “Horoscope”, “Zodiac Signs”, “Nicotine Salts”, “TPD-Compliant”]
