Alright, let’s talk about this Zodiac Gemini Art thing. You know, them Gemini folks, they’re born under the sign of...

Alright, let’s talk about this Geek Bar Libra thing, ya know? I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, this “Libra Sour...

Alright, let’s talk about them scorpion bracelets, you know, the ones for folks born under that scorpion sign. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about them zodiac scorpio earrings, you know, the ones with the little scorpion on ’em. I seen...

Alright, let’s gab about them fishy bracelets, the ones they call “zodiac pisces bracelets.” I ain’t no fancy scholar or...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about these here zodiac scorpio t-shirts, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy city gal, but...

Alright, let’s gab about this here… uh… zoh-dee-ack jem-in-eye neck-lace thingy. You know, the kind them city folks wear. First...

Well, let me tell you about this thing, this… “Sheng Tianyi Leo”, or whatever they call it. Don’t really know...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this whatchamacallit… Zodiac Unicorno Gemini thingy. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Lost Mary Quasar Aquarius thingy. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ them city folks...