This here story, it’s about that Vesta thing and Leo. See, some folks, they talk about stars and planets, and...

Well, well, well, look at what we got here, mountain times horoscopes, huh? My old bones ain’t what they used...

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this whole Scorpio Sun Libra Ascendant thing. It’s like mixing oil and water,...

Well, let me tell you about this UDO Super Gemini thing. It’s some kind of music-making machine. Fancy folks call...

Alright, listen up, you young’uns, this old gal’s gonna tell ya somethin’ ’bout that Libra thing, the Libra horoscope for...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this Virgo in the 11th house thing. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it,...

This here thing, the Ultranent Gemini Laser, it’s a real piece of work, I tell ya. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout...

Alright, let’s gab about these Venus in Scorpio women, what they look like and how they carry themselves. Don’t expect...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ‘bout these folks born with the sun in Leo and the moon in Capricorn....

Alright, let’s talk about this “Sun in Sagittarius in the Sixth House” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you,...