Alright, let’s talk about this sun in Leo, moon in Libra thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these folks born under the Scorpio moon and Virgo sun. It ain’t easy,...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “Pie-sees” and “Ver-go” thing. Don’t ask me what it means, sounds like some kinda...

Alright, let’s gab about this Taurus Moon Cancer Sun thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but I’ll break it down...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Taurus and Libra tattoo thing, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about these Aries Sun Aquarius Moon people, you know, the ones born under them signs. I ain’t...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole Venus in the 12th house in Pisces thing, it’s a bit like tryin’...

Alright, let’s talk about this here vesica pisces necklace thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar, but I’ll tell ya what...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about them horoscopes, the ones that Eugenia Last fella writes. You know, the...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here horoscopes. Folks call ’em “Linda C. Black Horoscopes” and such, but...