Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Scorpio Geek Bar thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks...

Alright, let’s talk about this here twelfth degree libra perfume. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I know...

Alright, let’s talk about this here “Geek Bar Aries” thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal, so I’ll tell ya...

Alright, let’s talk about this Cancer sun and Aquarius moon thing. You know, them fancy words the city folks use....

Well, howdy there, y’all! Today, we’re gonna jaw about somethin’ fancy – a Pisces constellation necklace. Never thought I’d be...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this place, 10250 Constellation Boulevard. I ain’t never been there myself, mind you, but...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about these Aries sun Capricorn moon folks, alright? Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ too...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here book, Tropic of Capricorn. It ain’t no easy readin’, that’s for...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about them stars up yonder. Folks say they got stories, and I reckon some...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these Gemini men. Folks say they’re a bit of a handful, ya know?...