Well, let’s gab about this Virgo Scorpio Rising thing, ya know? It’s like this, some folks are born when the...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this sun taurus moon sagittarius thing. It’s like this, ya know? Some folks say...

Alright, let’s talk about this Gemini sun and Virgo moon thing. I don’t know all them fancy words, but I’ll...

Well, hey there. Let’s talk about this Capricorn stuff, you know, the goat sign. What they got goin’ on today,...

Alright, let’s talk about this Capricorn moon and Cancer sun thing, or whatever it is. I ain’t no fancy astrologer,...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here “Virgo Luna” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’,...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these Cancer sun and Scorpio moon folks. It’s like this, see? Cancer, they’re all...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this… uh… third decan Sagittarius thing. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words...

Well, hey there, y’all. Let me tell you about this… thing. It’s called, uh, “gloryhole swallow Virgo and roommate”. Don’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this Pope Leo the Thirteenth guy. Folks keep askin’, why ain’t he a saint? He was...