Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this thing called the “geek bar aquarius.” Don’t ask me...

Alright, let’s talk about these Aries Sun Capricorn Moon folks. You know, the ones born under the ram and the...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Aries and Virgo folks, the stars and all that stuff. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this here constellation wallpaper stuff. You know, the kind with all them stars and whatnot on...

Alright, let’s talk about this Virgo sun, Sagittarius ascendant thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here… uh… virgo sun aquarius moon thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it?...

Alright, let’s talk about them Aries stones, you know, the shiny things for them Aries people. I ain’t no expert,...

Alright, let’s talk about this “Pisces spirit animal” thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I can tell...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this Gatria constellation thing, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but...

Alright, let’s talk about these Aries stones, you know, the rocks that are supposed to do somethin’ for them Aries...