Alright, let’s talk about these Libra sun Capricorn moon people. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry none, I’ll make it...

Alright, let’s talk about this Geek Bar thing, the Capricorn flavor, they call it Dragon Melon. Sounds fancy, eh? But...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about these here “constellation dresses.” Don’t rightly know what all the fuss is...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them folks born under somethin’ called an “Aquarius Sun Leo Moon.” Don’t ask me...

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna gab a bit about this here… what do they call it? Vogue Horoscope...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this Libra horoscope thing, alright? I heard some folks callin’ it “Vogue Libra Horoscope,”...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this… “Pee-sees” spirit animal thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… scorpion thing, or whatever it’s called. When was the last time it was around?...