Well, well, well, look what we have here, Scorpio man and Libra woman, huh? A real head-scratcher, this one. They...

This here story, it’s called Tropic of Capricorn. Some fella named Henry Miller, he wrote it. Now, I ain’t read...

Well, well, well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this horoscopes Justin Toper thing. That Justin Toper, he’s been yappin’...

Alright, let’s talk about this here Geek Bar Capricorn thing. I ain’t no fancy expert, mind you, just tellin’ it...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun thingy in Pisces and the moon in, what was it? Ah, yes, Aquarius. Sounds...

Alright, let’s talk about this Cancer sun, Libra rising thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an old...

Well, howdy there! You wanna know about this Thai Constellation Monstera, huh? Let me tell ya, it’s a real pretty...

Alright, let’s yak about these here Under Armour UA Speedform Gemini 2 shoes. I ain’t no fancy shoe expert, but...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these sun cancer moon virgo folks, or whatever ya call ’em. It’s all...

Well, let me tell ya about these Taurus men and Pisces women, ya know, the lovey-dovey stuff. Folks say it...