Alright, let’s talk about this Terry Nazon and the Pisces, you know, them fish people. I ain’t no fancy astrologer,...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about somethin’ the young folks call “the moon bein’ in Pisces” on August 21,...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here… thingamajig, this vintage Gemini pendant. Folks are always lookin’ for these shiny...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… whatchamacallit… this “Taurus Sun Cancer Moon Libra Rising” thing. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them Aquarius babies, you know, the little tykes born under that water bearer sign....

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Venus in Virgo and Mars in Scorpio thing. Don’t go getting all fancy on...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about these here… whatchamacallits… horoscopes! Yeah, that’s it. Arcamax horoscopes, they call ’em. Don’t rightly...

Alright, let’s talk about these Virgo sun and Gemini moon people, you know, the ones born under them stars. I...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “10th house in Aquarius” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… libra sun aries moon thing. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words mean,...