Well, well, well, look at this here, Sun in Sagittarius, Moon in Pisces. My old bones ain’t so good with...

Alright, let’s talk about this “sun in taurus moon in pisces” thing. Don’t you go thinkin’ this is some kinda...

Alright, let’s talk about these Venus in Scorpio women, you know, the ones with that look. Can’t quite put your...

Alright, let’s talk about this Cancer sun, Leo rising thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout this fella, Aries Merritt. Folks been makin’ a fuss about him, seems like....

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Aries Merritt fella and them Reebok spikes, ya know? I ain’t no fancy...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun libra moon aries thing. I don’t know much about stars and all that fancy...

Alright, let’s gab about this Leo birthstone thing, you know, for them folks born under that lion sign. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this Venus in Gemini, Mars in Cancer thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen...

Alright, let’s talk about these Virgo sun Capricorn moon people, you know, the ones born under them stars. I ain’t...