Well, I’ll be darned! You wanna know about this “Aries Knight” and toilets and pee and all that? I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… Aries Sun, Virgo Moon, Virgo Ascending thing. Sounds fancy, huh? Like somethin’ them city...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these Capricorn Sun Gemini Moon folks. They’re a real mixed bag, you know?...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… uh… Vertex thingy in Sagittarius, in the 5th house, whatever that...

Well, hey there! Let’s talk about this whole “Virgo Ascendant Sagittarius” thing. Don’t get me wrong, I ain’t no fancy...

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout this… uh… what’s it called? Backroom Casting Couch Virgo. Sounds fancy, don’t...

Well, let me tell ya about these folks born under the Aquarius sun and Cancer moon. It’s like they got...

Alright, let’s talk about this Virgo Sun Scorpio Moon thing. Don’t you go gettin’ all fancy on me now, I’ll...

Alright, let’s talk about this Magi Astrology thing and the transits, or whatever they call ’em. I ain’t no fancy...

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna yak about somethin’ called “capricorn lucky numbers today”. Now, I don’t know much...