Alright, alright, let’s talk about these…what’d you call ’em? Wolford Leo Tights. Yeah, them fancy leg coverings. I ain’t no...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this “Uranus in Libra” thing. Don’t ask me what all them fancy words mean, I...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sun in Aries, Moon in Cancer thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just...

Alright, let’s talk about these Virgo sun and Cancer moon people. You know, the ones born when the sun was...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them Libra sun, Cancer moon folks. You know, the ones born when the sun...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this star stuff, this… Magi astrology and Saturn whatchamacallit, transits. I ain’t no fancy scholar,...

Alright, so listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about this… this aquarius moon cancer sun thing. Don’t ask me what...

Alright, let’s talk about these Pisces sun, Cancer moon folks. You know, the ones born when the sun was in...

Well, let’s talk about this sun in Capricorn and Libra rising thing, you know? It’s like this, some folks are...

Alright, let’s gab about this fishy zodiac sign, you know, the Pisces. What kind of critter matches up with them?...