Alright, let’s talk about this… this… cancer moon aquarius sun thing. My grandkid told me about it, said it’s somethin’...

Alright, let’s talk about these Virgo with Gemini moon people, you know, the kind that always seem to know more...

Alright, let’s talk about this Libra thingy in the third house, whatever that means. You know, I ain’t no fancy...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these folks, the Pisces sun and Aquarius moon people. It’s like this, see? They...

Well, let me tell you a story, kinda like them old-timey tales my grandma used to spin. This one’s about...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this wallpaper gemini thing, you know? It’s like them fancy folks got too much...

今儿个咱唠唠那个啥“geek bar taurus” 我这一个，大字不识几个，就知道个鸡鸭鹅，庄稼地的事儿。可这年头，啥玩意儿都新鲜，啥“极客酒吧金牛座”？听着就玄乎。 我寻思着，这“金牛座”嘛，是不是跟那牛有点关系？听说喜欢讲星座，说啥天上星星能管着人，也不知道真假。反正俺们乡下人，就知道低头干活，抬头看天，下雨了就得赶紧收衣服。这“金牛”，估摸着就是个牛脾气，犟得很？ 这“geek bar”又是啥？ 酒吧俺知道，就是喝酒唱歌的地儿。 可这前面加个“极客”，那可就闹不明白了。 是不是跟那些个电脑手机啥的有关？ 我听村口他们说过，他家小子在城里打工，说是现在年轻人流行啥“电子烟”，还说那玩意儿时髦。这“geek bar”，会不会就是卖电子烟的地儿？还弄个“金牛座”的名字，是不是说这烟劲儿大，像牛一样？ 不过话说回来，这烟嘞酒嘞的，都不是啥好东西。抽多了伤肺，喝多了伤肝，咱，身子骨最重要，可不能学那些个，瞎折腾。 我记得以前听们讲，说天上那个金牛座，是个挺厉害的星座。也不知道是不是真的。反正俺们老百姓，就盼着风调雨顺，五谷丰登，平平安安就好。 这“geek bar taurus”，听着就洋气，肯定不是咱乡下人能懂的东西。花样多，玩意儿也多，咱们也管不着。只要他们不来祸害咱庄稼地，不来欺负咱老百姓，就谢天谢地了。 我听说卖东西的，都喜欢起个好听的名字，让人一听就觉得高级。这“geek bar taurus”，名字是挺洋气，就是不知道卖的啥玩意儿。...

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna yak about somethin’ called “capricorn wallpaper.” Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker,...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them Aquarius Sun Taurus Moon folks. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy words...

Alright, let’s talk about these sun scorpio moon virgo folks. You know, the kind that seem real quiet but you...