Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this whole Cancer Sun Gemini Rising business. It’s like mixin’ a whole bunch...

You know, folks been asking ’bout that Virgo woman and Aquarius man, see if they good together. Well, let me...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Walter Leo Jackson Sr. fella. Seems like he was a real piece of...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this… this “constellation magic the gathering” thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but...

Well, let’s talk about these Capricorn tires. I don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I can tell you what...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sun in Libra, Venus in Virgo thing. Don’t you go getting all fancy on me...

Well, let’s talk about this Aries moon and Capricorn sun thing, you know, like them stars and stuff. I ain’t...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them Virgo Sun Capricorn Moon folks. Don’t you go gettin’ all fancy on me...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this Leo thing, you know, the lion star sign. Them folks born under this...

Alright, let’s talk about this Capricorn sun and Cancer moon thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a...