Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Aries thing, ya know, like that Kazuya Miyata fella. Don’t know him from...

Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat about somethin’ called the moon bein’ in Sagittarius on January 8, 2024. Don’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this here… what’s it called? Canyon Aries helmet. Yeah, that’s the one. Got yourself a new...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this sun gemini moon cancer thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll try to...

Hey there, y’all! So, you’re lookin’ for a clothes store by the pound near me, huh? Well, lemme tell ya,...

Well, let me tell you ’bout this fella, William Leo Hansberry. Don’t rightly know when he was born, but they...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Virgo sun and Pisces moon thing. It’s like, you got this one part...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Western Digital WD Scorpio Blue thingy. I ain’t no fancy computer person,...

Alright, let’s talk about them funny horoscopes, you know, the ones that tell you what’s gonna happen just ’cause of...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aquarius Moon Taurus Sun thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an old...