Alright, let’s talk about these folks, the ones they call Aquarius sun Gemini moon. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t know what...

Alright, let’s gab about them water lilies, yeah? Them fancy flowers that float on water. You know, the ones that...

Alright, let’s talk about this “double Scorpio” thing, you know? I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I’ve seen enough folks...

Well, hey there! So, you wanna know about them birthstones for, uh, what’s it called? Pie-seas? Yeah, that fishy sign....

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them Venus in Libra folks, especially the famous ones. You know, the ones all...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries AutoReturn thing. I ain’t no fancy city folk, so I’ll tell ya what I...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Sun Virgo Moon Cancer folks. It’s like this, see? You got the...

Well, howdy there, folks! Let’s jaw about them stars and what they’re yappin’ about today. You know, them horoscopes, some...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about these folks born when the sun’s in that bull sign, Taurus, and...

Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “wallpaper libra” thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal with...