Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here… whatchamacallits… horry-scopes. Folks call ’em star signs or somethin’. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this moon in Scorpio and sun in Cancer thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you,...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this… this “Kapta Constellation” thing. Don’t know much about fancy words, but I...

Alright, let’s talk about these Pisces Moon folks, eh? Them moon babies, they’re a whole different kettle of fish, I...