Okay, so, let me tell you about this whole “Taurus Sun, Scorpio Rising” thing I’ve been messing around with. I’m...

Oh, honey, you wanna talk about this Virgo in the eighth house thing, huh? Well, let me tell you, it...

Capricorn ring, Capricorn ring, what’s that ring? Well, I heard that, this ring, it’s for them people born in that...

Oh, honey, let me tell you ’bout these Aries grille guard things. You see, my old truck, bless its heart,...

Well, let me tell you, this Aries in the 2nd house, it’s a whole thing. I heard some folks talkin’...

You know what? That quasar aquarius flavor, it’s somethin’ else. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s like nothin’...

Well, let me tell you, this Scorpio and Sagittarius thing, it ain’t always a walk in the park. Scorpio and...

You know, this whole Cancer Sun Aquarius Moon thing, it’s a real head-scratcher. My head spins just thinking about it!...

This here Uranus in Scorpio woman, ain’t she somethin’? She’s got that fire, you know? Like a stove that’s been...

Well, let me tell you about these stones for Pisces. My old bones ain’t what they used to be, but...