Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Sun Cancer Moon Sagittarius thing. It’s like this, you got two sides...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Leo Beebe fella, the one from that Ford v Ferrari movie. Was he really...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Venus in Virgo and Mars in Scorpio folks. It’s all about love...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these Sun Pisces Moon Cancer folks, or whatever them city folks call it....

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this fella, Daniel Dowd, and them horoscopes he’s always goin’ on...

Alright, let’s talk about this Gemini Sun Cancer Rising thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, ya know, just a plain...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about these here 1001 horoscopes. Don’t know much about fancy stars and all...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about somethin’ called a “capricorn flower tattoo,” whatever that fancy talk means. I...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Virgo sun and Scorpio moon thing. It’s like this, see? What’s a Virgo...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sun Libra Moon Cancer thing, whatever it is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll tell ya what...