Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them sun sign and moon sign folks, the ones they call Sagittarius Sun Virgo...

Well now, let’s gab about them horoscopes, the ones that Claire Petulengro does. Folks say she’s real good at it,...

Well, let’s talk about this Aries fella and Leo woman, you know, like them horoscopes and all that stuff. I...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole Taurus man ignoring Pisces woman thing, it’s a real pickle. I’ve seen it...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this capricorn artwork, you know, the kind with them goats and all. I...

Alright, let’s talk about this sun libra moon capricorn thing. I don’t know much about stars and all that fancy...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here “sun libra moon gemini” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer,...

Alright, let’s gab about this Virgo sun Gemini ascendant thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain...

Alright, let’s talk about this Virgo sun and Scorpio ascendant thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these here constellation piercing earrings, you know, the ones all the young folks are gabbing...