Constellation

Alright, so listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this “double Scorpio” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer or nothin’,...

Alright, let’s talk about these Libra sun Capricorn moon people. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you worry none, I’ll make it...

Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout this… uh… what’s it called? Backroom Casting Couch Virgo. Sounds fancy, don’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Geek Bar thing, which one is for the… Gemini, you said? My grandson told...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them Virgo sun and Sagittarius risin’ folks. You know, the stars and all that...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here… uh… linda c. black horoscopes thing. Don’t rightly know much...

Alright, let’s talk about this Aries moon and Cancer sun thing, or whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy...

Well, let me tell ya, this whole Aries South Node thing, it’s like this… You know how some folks just...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them Aries folks. They’re like a firecracker, always goin’ off! Aries Charges, that’s...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this star stuff, this… Magi astrology and Saturn whatchamacallit, transits. I ain’t no fancy scholar,...