Constellation

Alright, let’s talk about this Cancer sun, Sagittarius moon stuff. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just a plain...

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna yak about somethin’ colorful, somethin’ shiny – the birthstone color for them Sagittarius...

Alright, let’s talk about this Virgo Sun Scorpio Moon thing. Don’t you go gettin’ all fancy on me now, I’ll...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these here shoes, the women’s ua charged gemini running shoes. I ain’t no fancy expert...

Well now, if you’re like me, always wonderin’ ’bout them stars and stuff, you might’ve heard about this here Geek...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about these here… whatchamacallits… horoscopes! Yeah, that’s it. Folks are always yappin’ about...

Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “wallpaper libra” thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal with...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this… this… “backroomcastingcouch virgo” thing. I ain’t never heard of it before, but from...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Wellis Libra thingamajig. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I...

Alright, so you wanna know about this XGA 4000 Gemini thing, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a big ol’...