Constellation

Well, howdy there, y’all! Today, we’re gonna jaw about somethin’ a bit different, somethin’ them city folk with their fancy...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna talk about some things, stars and heaven and such. Don’t rightly know all the fancy...

今儿个咱来唠唠这个叫啥“taurus geek bar”的玩意儿。 我这也不懂啥洋文，听着像是牛啥的，又带个“极客”，估摸着是个时髦玩意儿。 我那在城里打工的二小子，成天嘴里蹦些我听不懂的词儿， 说啥“极客”就是那些个爱鼓捣新鲜玩意儿的年轻人。 那这个“taurus”是啥意思呢？ 我那上过几年学的孙子告诉我说，这“taurus”是外国话， 一个是说啥金牛座，就是天上那些星星排成的牛样儿。 再一个就是说公牛，就是那种在田里干活儿的大牲口。 金牛座这说法，我听着就玄乎， 咱，抬头低头都是地，哪有空看星星。 公牛这说法，倒还实在点儿， 毕竟咱以前也养过牛，那可是干活儿的好帮手。 那这“taurus geek bar”到底是啥呢？ 我猜，八成就是个让那些个年轻人聚在一块儿， 鼓捣些新鲜玩意儿的地方。 就像咱的老汉们爱聚在村口大槐树下唠嗑一样，...

Alright, so listen up, y’all. This here thing, this “west libra” thing, it’s got folks talkin’, even me, an old...

Alright, let’s talk about this Capricorn South Node thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, but I’ve seen a...

Alright, let’s talk about this Sagittarius birthstone thing, ya know? My young’uns told me it’s somethin’ important, so I figured...

Alright, let’s talk about these Cancer Sun Aquarius Moon folks. You know, the stars and the moon, they say a...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… scorpion thing, or whatever it’s called. When was the last time it was around?...

Alright, let’s talk about this Neptune thingy in Pisces, whatever that means. I heard some folks sayin’ it’s been there...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here… whatchamacallits… horry-scopes. Folks call ’em star signs or somethin’. I ain’t...