Constellation

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about when a Libra woman, you know, one of them fancy star sign gals,...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “capricorn geek bar” thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal, so bear with me....

Well, let me tell ya, those Pisces folks, they ain’t cut out for just anythin’. The stars, they say, make...

Alright, let’s talk about these Cancer sun, Scorpio moon people. You know, the ones born when the sun’s in that...

Alright, let’s gab about this Snake Gemini thing, ya know, like those fortune tellers in the town square talk about....

Alright, let’s talk about this “Aquarius South Node” thing. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you. Just an old woman...

Alright, let’s talk about them Aries necklaces, you know, the ones for folks born under that ram sign. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about these Capricorn folks with Scorpio risin’, or whatever they call it. You know, them star signs...

Well, hey there! Let’s gab a bit about this here… uh… “zodiac necklace leo” thingamajig. Sounds fancy, don’t it? My...

Well, let’s talk about this Chiron thingy in somethin’ called Virgo. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, mind you, just an...