Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about them horoscopes, the ones that Eugenia Last fella writes. You know, the stars and all that stuff. I ain’t no scholar, but I reckon it’s kinda fun to see what they say.
Now, Eugenia, she writes about all sorts of folks. Like, on November 18th, she talked about Damon Wayans Jr. and Chloe Sevigny. Born on the same day, them two! Imagine that! Must mean somethin’, right? Eugenia, she seems to think so.
Then there’s December 8th. Eugenia, she’s got somethin’ to say about that day too. She talks about Teri Hatcher. Says somethin’ about reiteratin’ what you want. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Basically, she’s sayin’ you gotta speak your mind and make a plan. And stick to it! Don’t go spendin’ all your money on foolishness, neither. Gotta have a budget, she says.
- Reiterate what you want.
- Create a schedule.
- Make a budget.
See? Plain as day, even for an old woman like me. Eugenia, she breaks it down so even I can understand.
She does this “daily scope” thing too. Like, for December 8th, she’s got a whole bunch of stuff for different folks, dependin’ on when you were born. I ain’t gonna go through all of it, Lord knows it’s a lot! But it’s somethin’ about how the stars are lined up and what that means for your day. Like, maybe you’ll find a dollar on the ground, or maybe you’ll stub your toe. Who knows? The stars, they know, apparently.
And she’s got this “Astro Advice Weekly” thing too. For the week of December 8th to December 14th, she’s got a whole heap of advice. It’s like a whole week’s worth of star-gazin’ all rolled into one. I reckon that’s handy if you don’t wanna read it every single day.
Then there’s November 15th. She talked about Shailene Woodley and Jonny Lee Miller. More folks born on the same day. It’s a wonder how she keeps track of it all! Must have a mighty big calendar, that Eugenia.
And November 6th? Emma Stone, Ethan Hawke, and Maria Shriver. Three of ’em! All born on the same day. It’s like a birthday party in the stars!
She even wrote about December 1st, way back when. Said somethin’ about Bette Midler and trustin’ your gut. Don’t let other folks boss you around, she says. You know what’s right for you, deep down. That’s good advice, I reckon. Don’t need no stars to tell you that, but it’s nice to hear it anyway. And somethin’ about Vance Joy too. Seems like she talks about a lot of famous people.
And just recently, December 7th, she mentioned Ellen Burstyn. I tell you, Eugenia, she’s got her eye on everyone! It’s like she’s got a little telescope pointed at the whole world, watchin’ all the comin’s and goin’s.
So, what’s it all mean? Well, I ain’t entirely sure. But Eugenia, she seems to think it means somethin’. And it’s kinda fun to read, ain’t it? Makes you think about things in a different way. Maybe the stars do have somethin’ to say. Or maybe it’s just a bit of fun. Either way, it ain’t hurtin’ nobody.
So, next time you see Eugenia Last’s horoscopes, give ’em a read. Maybe you’ll learn somethin’ about yourself, or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh. Either way, it’s a good way to pass the time, I reckon. And remember, reiterate what you want, make a schedule, and don’t forget to budget! That’s the key, according to Eugenia for December 8th, and I reckon she knows what she’s talkin’ about. After all, she’s the one lookin’ at the stars.
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