Alright, let’s talk about them zodiac scorpio earrings, you know, the ones with the little scorpion on ’em. I seen ’em in the store the other day, all shiny and stuff. My granddaughter, she’s crazy ’bout that zodiac stuff, always readin’ them horoscopes. Says she’s a Scorpio, whatever that means. Sounds like a sickness to me, but she likes it, so what can ya do?
So, these earrings, they got all sorts of kinds. Some are just plain silver, kinda like the spoons we use for eatin’, but smaller, ya know? And some are gold, real shiny, like that fancy watch the preacher wears on Sundays. My granddaughter, she likes the shiny ones, figures, she always did have expensive taste, even when she was a little tyke.
They got different shapes too. Some are little studs, just a tiny scorpion sittin’ on your ear. Others are dangly, you know, they swing back and forth when you move your head. I seen some that were hoops, with a little scorpion charm hangin’ down. Seems kinda fancy for everyday wear, but what do I know? I ain’t worn earrings since my weddin’ day, and even then, they were just plain pearl ones my mama gave me. Lord, that was a long time ago.
Now, the ones my granddaughter likes, she says they gotta be real diamonds. Can you believe that? Diamonds! For somethin’ you stick in your ears! Back in my day, diamonds were for engagement rings and that’s it. But these young folks, they got money to burn, I guess. She showed me some pictures on that little phone thing she carries around, and them diamonds were sparkly, I gotta admit. Little bitty ones, but they shined like stars on a clear night.
I asked her, “Why a scorpion?” I mean, scorpions ain’t exactly the prettiest things, are they? They sting ya, make ya sick. But she says it’s her zodiac sign, somethin’ about bein’ born in November. Said Scorpios are strong and mysterious. Mysterious? Hmph, I guess that means they don’t tell ya nothin’, just like my granddaughter when I ask her about her boyfriends.
- They got stud earrings with little scorpions.
- Some are dangly earrings that swing around.
- You can find ’em in silver, gold, and even with diamonds.
They also talk about wearin’ ’em with certain clothes, you know, like black outfits and such. Says it makes ya look more “Scorpio-like”. I tell ya, these fashion folks, they come up with the craziest things. Back in my day, you wore what was clean and kept ya warm. But I guess if you wanna be fancy and match your earrings to your outfit, that’s your business. Just don’t expect me to understand it.
And get this, they say Scorpios like certain other zodiac signs, like Cancer and Pisces. Sounds fishy to me! And somethin’ called Capricorn. Like a goat, I guess? They say if you wear the earrings, it helps ya get along with them other signs. I swear, it’s like a whole ‘nother language these young folks speak. I just nod and smile, pretend I know what they’re talkin’ about. Keepin’ the peace, ya know?
So, if you’re lookin’ for a gift for a Scorpio gal, these earrings might be a good idea. Just make sure you know what kind she likes – silver, gold, diamonds, studs, dangly…it’s a whole lot to remember! And if she starts talkin’ about horoscopes and zodiac signs, just nod and smile. That’s what I do. It’s easier that way.
Where to buy them? Well, I seen ’em at the mall, in them jewelry stores. And I bet you can find ’em online too, on that internet thing my grandson’s always fiddlin’ with. Just type in “zodiac scorpio earrings” and see what pops up. Just be careful, don’t go clickin’ on anything that looks fishy. There’s a lot of scams out there, you know.
So, that’s the lowdown on these zodiac scorpio earrings. Shiny, sparkly, and kinda confusing if you ask me. But if it makes the young folks happy, then I guess it’s alright. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. Got a pot roast cookin’, none of this fancy zodiac food, just good ol’ country cookin’. That’s somethin’ I understand.
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