Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “capricorn geek bar” thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal, so bear with me. Sounds like one of them newfangled contraptions the youngsters are always on about.
Now, from what I gather, this “Geek Bar” ain’t no bar where you go get a drink, not like the old saloon down the road. It’s one of them… vapes, yeah, that’s it. A fancy cigarette, but it ain’t got no tobacco. My grandson, he’s always puffin’ on somethin’ like that. Smells like fruit salad, not like the real stuff back in my day.
This here “capricorn” one, they say it’s got somethin’ called “Dragon Melon” flavor. Dragon Melon, can you believe it? Sounds like somethin’ outta a fairy tale. They say it tastes like dragon fruit, watermelon, and pear. Never had no dragon fruit myself, but watermelon and pear, them I know. Sweet and juicy, like a summer day. Probably makes a whole lot of smoke too, like my old wood stove when it gets goin’ good.
They also got a whole bunch of other flavors, see? Like “Juicy Peach Ice,” that sounds right nice. Peaches are good, especially when they’re cold. And “Cherry Bomb”? Probably tastes like them cherry candies the kids like so much. They even got somethin’ called “Cool Mint”, reminds me of the mint growin’ in my garden, good for makin’ tea.
This “Geek Bar Pulse 15000,” that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? They say it holds a whole lot of that… uh… “e-liquid.” 16 milliliters, whatever that means. Sounds like a lot to me. And it’s got somethin’ called nicotine, 5%, they say. Don’t know much about that neither, but I reckon it’s what makes folks wanna keep puffin’ on it.
- They talk about “pulse mode” and “regular mode.” Sounds complicated. Like my old washing machine, it’s got different settings, but I always just use the regular one. Don’t need no fancy stuff.
- And get this, when you switch to that pulse mode, a rocket shows up. A rocket! What in the world does a rocket have to do with smokin’ a fancy cigarette? These youngsters and their gadgets, I tell ya.
This here “capricorn” thing is part of some “Constellation Edition.” They got one for all them star signs, like Sagittarius and whatnot. My niece, she’s all into that horoscope stuff. Says it tells you your future. I say, your future is what you make it, ain’t got nothin’ to do with the stars. But I guess it makes for a good sellin’ point, gets them youngsters all excited.
They call it the “GOAT,” because Capricorn is a goat, or somethin’. Well, I’ve raised a few goats in my time, stubborn critters they are. Don’t know if that means this vape is any good, but it sure is a funny way to name somethin’.
So, this “capricorn geek bar,” it’s a fancy vape with a funny name and a whole lot of flavors. Probably costs a pretty penny too. Back in my day, we just rolled our own tobacco, simple and cheap. But times change, I guess. As long as them youngsters ain’t blowin’ smoke in my face, I reckon they can puff on whatever they please.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens. They don’t need no fancy gadgets or dragon fruit flavors, just good old corn and scratch. That’s somethin’ I understand.
Tags: [Geek Bar, Capricorn, Dragon Melon, Vape, E-liquid, Pulse Mode, Constellation Edition, Nicotine, Flavor, Puff Count]
