Alright, let’s talk about this thing, this… “virgo geek bar,” whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like something them city folks use. But from what I gather, it’s one of them vapes, you know, like those electric cigarettes.
Now, I ain’t never smoked one of these things myself. Back in my day, we just had plain old tobacco, rolled it up ourselves. But these young folks, they always gotta have somethin’ newfangled. So, this “geek bar,” it’s supposed to be like… a whole bunch of cigarettes in one little stick? They say it’s like, 48 cigarettes or somethin’. That’s a whole lotta smokin’ if you ask me!
This particular one, the “Crazy Melon” flavor… well, that just sounds silly. Melon? Like, the fruit? I guess they put all sorts of flavors in these things nowadays. They say it’s got cantaloupe in it too. Sounds sweet, too sweet for my likin’. But I reckon some folks like that kinda thing.
They talk about it bein’ like a “fruit planet tasting journey.” What in the world does that even mean? Sounds like somethin’ out of a space movie. But I guess they’re tryin’ to say it tastes real good, like real fruit. And they say it’s got a “stable taste,” means it tastes the same from the first puff to the last, I reckon.
- It’s got different modes too, they say. “Regular Mode” and “Pulse Mode.” Regular is like, normal smokin’, I guess. And Pulse, maybe it gives you a bigger puff? I dunno. Sounds complicated. They say you can get 15,000 puffs in Regular Mode, and half that in Pulse Mode. That’s a whole lot of puffin’!
- And then there’s all these other flavors, like “Blue Mint,” “Blue Razz Ice,” “California Cherry,” and “Cherry Bomb.” Sounds like a candy store, not a smokin’ thing. But I guess that’s what the young folks want these days. They even got one called “Scorpio.” Like, the stars and all that? Makes no sense to me.
They say it’s the “first disposable electronic cigarette” from this “GEEK BAR” company. Disposable, huh? So you just use it and throw it away. Seems wasteful, if you ask me. But then again, I ain’t the one usin’ it.
I heard someone sayin’ somethin’ about how this “Crazy Melon” flavor is like what them “Virgos” are made of. Now, I ain’t got no clue what a Virgo is, some kinda star sign, I think. My old man, he used to say all that star stuff was just hogwash. But I guess they’re sayin’ this vape flavor is… lively? And satisfying? I don’t know, sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But if folks like it, they like it, I ain’t gonna judge.
So, this “virgo geek bar,” this “Crazy Melon” vape thing… it’s a whole different world from what I’m used to. But that’s the way things go, I guess. Everything changes. They make things sweeter, fancier, more complicated. Me, I’ll stick to my plain old ways. But if you’re into this kinda thing, well, I guess it’s your choice. Just don’t go blowin’ that melon smoke in my face, alright?
And another thing, they say this thing is like 48 cigarettes, I guess it saves you trips to the store. I remember my old man, he used to walk miles just to get his tobacco. Now you just puff on a little stick and it’s got all that smokin’ in it. Times sure do change, I tell ya. Makes an old woman’s head spin just thinkin’ about it.
Anyway, that’s all I gotta say about this “virgo geek bar.” It’s a fancy newfangled smokin’ thing, and that’s all there is to it. Whether it’s good or bad, well, that ain’t for me to say. You young folks can figure that out for yourselves.
Tags: [Geek Bar, Virgo Geek Bar, Crazy Melon, Vape, Disposable Vape, E-cigarette, Fruit Flavor, 15000 Puffs, Smoking, Alternative]
