Well, hello there! Let me tell ya somethin’ about these here… what do you call ’em? Horrorscopes? Yeah, somethin’ like that. Eugenia Last, that’s the name. Now, I ain’t no scholar, mind you, but I’ve been hearin’ about this Eugenia woman for a good long while. Folks say she can tell ya what the stars got planned for ya. Don’t know how much of it’s true, but it’s always fun to listen, ain’t it?
What are these Horrorscopes anyway?
From what I gather, these horrorscopes, they ain’t about tellin’ your fortune like some kinda gypsy at the fair. It’s more about…lookin’ at the sky, at them planets and such. Eugenia, she’s been doin’ it for over thirty years, they say. Thirty years! That’s a long time to be starin’ at the sky, I reckon. She figures out where them planets are movin’ and what that means for us little folks down here on Earth.
Now, some smarty-pants folks, they say there ain’t no real proof this stuff works. They say it’s just hogwash. But you know what? People been lookin’ at the stars for ages. Farmers used to plant by the moon, and sailors used the stars to find their way. So maybe there’s somethin’ to it, maybe there ain’t. Ain’t gonna hurt nobody to listen, right?
- Eugenia Last and Her Predictions
So, this Eugenia woman, she writes about what the stars say for each day. She tells ya if it’s a good day for makin’ plans, or if ya should just stay in bed and hide under the covers. Sometimes she talks about love, sometimes about work, sometimes about just gettin’ organized. Like, the other day, she said somethin’ about hittin’ that reset button, makin’ a new plan, and followin’ through with it. Sounds like good advice to me, stars or no stars.
She also talks about famous folks’ birthdays. You know, them movie stars and such. Like that Owen Wilson fella, he had a birthday recently. She probably said somethin’ about what the stars had in store for him. I don’t pay much attention to them celebrities, myself. Got enough to worry about with my own chickens and garden.
Weekly Horrorscopes and What They Mean
Eugenia, she don’t just do them daily things, she does ’em weekly too. Tells ya what to expect for the whole week. Like, one week she might say it’s a good time for love, another week she might say it’s time to focus on your money. It’s kinda like a weather forecast, but for your life. You know, sometimes the weatherman says it’s gonna rain, and it don’t. Sometimes Eugenia says you’re gonna have a good day, and you don’t. That’s just life, ain’t it?
Should You Pay Attention to Horrorscopes?
Well, that’s up to you, ain’t it? I reckon it’s like readin’ the funny papers. Sometimes it’s entertainin’, sometimes it makes ya think, and sometimes it just goes in one ear and out the other. If it makes ya feel better to read what Eugenia Last has to say, then go right ahead. If ya think it’s a load of hooey, well, that’s alright too. Me? I like to hear what she says. Sometimes it’s helpful, sometimes it’s just plain silly. But it gives me somethin’ to think about while I’m weedin’ the garden or feedin’ the chickens.
Finding Eugenia Last’s Horrorscopes
Now, I ain’t got no fancy computer or nothin’, but my grandbaby, she showed me how to find this Eugenia woman’s horrorscopes on that there internet thingy. You just type in her name and “horrorscopes,” and there they are. She even does ’em for each zodiac sign. You know, like Aries, Taurus, Gemini… all them fancy names. I don’t know what sign I am, never paid much attention to that. But my grandbaby, she says I’m a stubborn old goat, so maybe I’m a Capricorn or somethin’.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about this Eugenia Last and her horrorscopes. Take it with a grain of salt, like my grandma used to say. Life’s too short to worry too much about what the stars say. Just try to be a good person, work hard, and enjoy the little things. That’s my horoscope for ya.
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